Chocolate Kisses.

You Are Not Alone

2009-12-26T20:06:00.005+08:00

I remember watching him in a New York hotel room, searching through every drawer and cupboard before he checked out. “Have you lost your passport?” I joked.

“I don’t want to leave any gifts behind,” he told me earnestly. He took a soft toy from a paper bag that a fan had decorated with hearts, and clutched it to his chest in a gesture that had become familiar to me — Michael hugged every gift he was given, as though he wanted to absorb the loving energies into his heart.

“Everything I was ever given, I’ve kept it,” he said. “I treasure them all. It’s the truth — I have packets of M&Ms from 30 years ago, when I was a kid. Some day, I’ll build a museum for it all.”

—My friend Michael Jackson, by Uri Geller.

The voice without a body went on singing; and certainly Raoul had never in his life heard anything more absolutely and heroically sweet, more gloriously insidious, more delicate, more powerful, in short, more irresistibly triumphant. He listened to it in a fever and he now began to understand how Christine Daaé was able to appear one evening, before stupefied audience, with accents of a beauty hitherto unknown, of a superhuman exaltation, while doubtless still under the influence of the mysterious and invisible master.

—The Phantom of the Opera, by Gaston Leroux.

Jingle Bells Batman Smells

2009-12-24T13:58:00.014+08:00

Music : Who Is It —MJ.

Mood: Slightly fever-ish.

It's Christmas (Eve) once again. However, looks like someone beat Santa today. After getting myself depressed watching Michael Jackson blowing kisses at the audience and making (empty) promises of a comeback just last year, I looked out of the window to see my mom home early and staring at me.

Joy to the world.

So yeah, Christmas would be a major drag with my dad lecturing me no end about my computer and junk food addiction etc etc. And of course I'm going to force my mother into giving me some spare cash. Don't I deserve as much for sacrificing my entire holidays at home babysitting the spawn of Satan instead of engaging in teenage debauchery?

Anyway, Santa I need your help.

Moonwalk, written by Michael Jackson himself.
Michael Jackson: The Visual Documentary 1958-2009 (The Official Tribute Edition).
Michael Jackson short films DVD.
Nokia X6. I don't care if it's just a pointless reincarnation of N5800. I want it muah haha.
Nothing like a tablet PC for an computer addict :)
Endless supply of sushi and zinger burgers and coke.
Michael to be alive again.

This is obviously just an abridged version of the most important things, but it's enough. Compared with Xingyue's endless demands, you can say I'm easily contented. So please, with a sugarcoated cherry on top?

DJ Blow My Speakers Up

2009-12-22T17:01:00.024+08:00

Music : Give In To Me —Michael Jackson.

Mood : Slightly disorientated from the MJ marathon.

Omfg I think I'm going deaf D:

Seriously my eardrums must be on the verge of bursting after the one hour of squealing with Xingyue on the phone and the blaring music (if you listen carefully to In The Closet, you can hear Michael grasping/moaning/shuddering provocatively in the background).

Oh gosh I must be the only person who spent the whole of the holidays inprisoned like some old ghasty nun and babysitting my brother who is evil personified. So obviously I don't have much to post about except complaining about the injuries I suffered while trying to subdue my hyperactive brother from tearing the pages off my books and fangirling about Michael Jackson. Haha expect this post to be snippets of random crap and try to follow along yeah?

After a weird dream about gothic kids dancing to MJ in a toilet with monks looking on while I queued wearing some satin ballet slippers clutching a giant highlighter given to me by some Red Cross senior, I decided not to dwindle on why I'm in the same restroom as guys and played a brain game to exercise those rusty brain-gears.

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE :D

After finishing this particularly daunting puzzle, I decided to practise my handwriting with Hui Lin on MSN for a little bit...

GUESS WHICH IS MINE.

(Psst it's the prettier one.)

Then I went out shopping with my mom at Suntec City and got myself a new addition to my collection of cute stationery.

FRONT.

TOP.

3 COLOURS AVAILABLE.

Haha get em good and get em quick at er... some place in Suntec for $1.50 each.

Okay I guess I'm not much of a salesperson.

There's Something About You Baby.

2009-12-21T08:45:00.005+08:00

Music : In The Closet —MJ.

Mood : Zi-high, talky plus plus plus singy :D

Omg I'm making amazing discoveries with my phone ever since I got it back.

For example, if you're listening to music on your Nokia 5800 XpressMusic and you tap the right side of the screen, you can adjust the volume and and and you can actually remove the useless and unsightly search bar from the homepage! Oh oh and if you want a free phone upgrade, all you have to do is simply bring your phone on a bungee jump, wreak it and bring it for repairs :)

Am I brilliant or what?

Haha Xingyue dear accompanied me to Wheelock's place on Saturday to collect my phone. We waited for half an hour during which we occupied ourselves looking at this cheekopek with this bright red phone. After I danced around for a bit and kissed my phone like some runaway from an asylum, we headed off to Kinokuniya.

I found Moonwalk, but didn't buy it since my mom had a $10 voucher for some Suntec book convention on Sunday. With much longing, I put the book back on the shelves and scrambled after Xingyue on her fruitless search for some book on the psychology of serial killers. She finally called it quits when we were on our fifth round around the store.

We tried in vain to find a sushi place thereafter and trudged into KFC in the end before we finally retreated into Borders to have a cosy read. Perfume is so sick omg. After reading pages about the "fishy smell" of some dead girl's genitals, there's a wonderful chapter about ten thousand people stripping and doing each other under the influence of some wonderful perfume.

Okay moving on to more important things, I was just reading another chick flick when Naomi Campbell's "shit fits" were mentioned. Ever since my failure to find out what Michael Jackson thought of that slut in The MJ Tapes, I'm hungry for any news about her. And haha, this is the most important nugget information yet.

Michael Jackson's death was rated as the top fifth musical moment of the decade, ahead of technological advances which made music easily accessible. In your face Mr Christopher Toh!

Angel of Music

2009-12-18T15:30:00.011+08:00

Music : TiK ToK —Ke$ha.

Mood : Trying to be happy without my stupid conscience pricking me!

Shit everyone else's mugger symptoms seemed to have been aroused already.

Seriously I have to stop being so idle and unproductive. Most of the time I'm simply staring at the Restaurant City window or impulsively bloghopping, desperate for something juicy to read but knowing that there's no way that the person will post in the ten minutes since I last checked.

The closest I come to education everyday is the papers. Like this morning for instance, I just went, "Hohum, maybe I should read yesterday's paper. There could be something on Michael Jackson!" There was indeed an article about MJ's money-grabber attorneys and estate administrators.

Ugh visited Popular yesterday, but returned empty-handed once again. Most of the Michael Jackson biographies seemed like mostly tabloid crap and I didn't want to risk my dad smirking at me, going "Ooh so you're interested in him?", infusing the word interested with pornographic undertones. Not unless I really like the book of course.

So I was just staring at a picture of Michael Jackson on a roller coaster when a group of obnoxious teens came up in ridiculously low-cut skinnies and went "Billie billie!" tunelessly while pointing at the MJ books. And I don't think it was my imagination that they were commenting on how dorky I looked while giving me the up-down.

But I digress. I failed to find out about Michael Jackson's (maybe) relationship with Naomi Campbell in The MJ Tapes. I swear I read something about her last time. I gave up and read Unmasked: The Final Years of Michael Jackson instead.

While I have to agree that Michael Jackson didn't look too healthy, I'm also sure that he didn't need any lung transplant, didn't have MRSA or skin cancer and wasn't blind in one eye which the writer claimed. Most of the stuff were conjectured without any hard evidence. Although I have to admit that my heart did a little somersault when MJ's nose was said to be nothing more than two black holes without its prosthetic partner, making him the real-life Erik of my dreams.

I wonder if MJ has read Phantom of the Opera before?

My Lonely Days Are Gone

2009-12-14T20:36:00.013+08:00

Music : The Way You Make Me Feel —Michael Jackson.

Mood: (^$&#*%$#& HYPERING!!

Omfg Michael Jackson must have made a quick run to the bathroom before taking the stage and forgot to zip up his pants in the rush! He was dancing and singing Another Part of Me and the girls were all screaming and hyperventilating and stuff. Then his hands reached down (rather discreetly as a dance move) to his zipper and he giggled and blushed and all when he realised the reason behind all the cheers. He strode across the stage and turned his back against the audience and did this weirdly cute dance move. After that, you can hear him going slightly out of pitch and his arm reaching down and pulling the zipper up. And omfg after that he was trying hard to keep a straight face and continued with the song smiling when he normally doesn't during performances (he's usually man of intrigue and all onstage).

Can anyone get any cuter?

Pity you didn't really get to see anything and the video was pretty low-quality and all.

Invincible

2009-12-13T13:45:00.017+08:00

Music : Some Chinese 80s crap and my dad's off-key singing.

Mood : Pissed.

Michael Jackson was presented with the prestigious Most Overrated Death title in the Plus Awards: Greatest Hits on the friday Today paper. Mr Christopher Toh helpfully pointed out that while MJ "gave us Billie Jean, but he didn't actually contribut anything musically worthwhile after 1991's Dangerous."

Now Mr Toh, let's go through some facts shouldn't we?

Holly Valance or Delta Goodrem would think their Christmases had come at once if they sold five or six million copies of their albums worldwide. Michael Jackson reached the 10 million mark with his seventh solo album, Invincible, but he's been branded a failure in the industry and the media. These figures are better than those for 95% of the thousands of artists released each year and would provide a healthy retirement fund for anyone. Invincible was not only number 1 in the US, but also 12 other countries. It received double-platinum certification in the US.

Unfair? Of course.

What's more, that failure tag is consistently applied by comparisons with Thriller which has sold about 100 million copies and its follow-ups, Bad, that sold about 30 million copies.

May I remind you, Mr Toh, that one day your cozy journalism throne will also be usurped by someone else and then you will, too, be branded as a loser simply because your articles don't sell as well as they used to.

The only thing you got right was the exploition of Michael Jackson's death.

Moving on, I went to get my phone fixed at Wheelock Place yesterday before going to Popular@JP so that my parents can stock up on torture devices (better known as assessment books) to deprive my brother and I of our childhoods. And since I was engrossed in The Michael Jackson Tapes, I didn't bother protesting. I never finish the books anyway and they know it.

After finishing most of the Tapes, I have to agree that Rabbi Shmuel Boteach's comments were terribly rude and harsh (eg, he claimed that MJ might take an interest in adolescent sex since it's comparably more innocent than adult sex which MJ is rather afraid of.). Moreover, these conversations were intimate and MJ didn't give his consent to have them made public. And Boteach didn't even bother waiting till the funeral to get the book published in no less than seven publishers and outlets.

I ditched the book and lunged for the picture books instead.

Did I mention how beautifully Michael's eyes shine when he talks to kids? And how cute he is, sitting on a swing with his socked-feet digging in the grass?

2 Be Or Not 2 Be

2009-12-12T11:34:00.003+08:00

Music : Spongebob Squarepants.

Mood : Sniffy and itchy. Happy and sad.

ERM, I'm not exactly sure if this skin suits me/is nice. It looks rather bleak to me. On the bright side, my Twitter addiction is killed since I have no space to display my wonderfully witty and insightful Tweets.

However the format of my old posts are rather screwed. Originally, it wouldn't be a problem, but of course the posts I'm talking about includes my very first MJ one :(

ANYWAY, give comments okay? This is just kind of a temporary thing while I continue my fruitless search for The One.

Pretty Young Thing

2009-12-10T12:56:00.007+08:00

Omfg sexiness :O

jaccoh5 (3 weeks ago)
Can you imagine being stuck in traffic next to these two. Just looking out of your window, then...

'WTF?! That's Michael Jackson dancing in the car!!!'

LOL!

Haha couldn't agree more. But MJ's friend looks a tad retarded next to him er.

Spent this morning watching the ~~Bashir~~ Bashit interview. Utter waste of my time.

Besides puncturing sex into the interview every 5 minutes ("I like climbing trees and water balloon fights more than anything." "Really? More than anything? More than making love?" etcetc), I had to endure Bashit going on about how MJ is obsessed with his fame and how disturbing his relationship with children is. And any normal person would stop questioning someone when they are visibly upset, but Bashit went on with his pushy questions until MJ teared. Bashit's general tone in the interview was annoying (eg. "I have to get the bottom of the truth behind his face.").

MJ was terribly cute at that German awards show though.

He was all slick and cool, but he didn't understand German and went on too early. The backstage crew was all fantic going duck! And MJ bent down immediately, evidently confused.

MJ was screeching with laughter when a fan jumped in the middle of the road in front of his limo and do the moonwalk and spins and stuff only to be pushed off by the police officers.

RIP the greatest man on earth.

Pull the Trigger

2009-12-08T09:15:00.039+08:00

Signed in to MSN this morning to find my (blocked) family list dwindling from four to two. A quick contact search revealed my mom's diabolical plans.

She apparently gave my daddy the nickname of Gladys (I bet he feels very flattered) and placed him in my Rulangnites list in a bid to monitor my online activity.

Pfui, her daughter is not dumb you know.

***

Hui Lin: That was my jacket you were talking about yeah? yeahh, it works woders. ;)

Well... It is very comfy.

Hui Lin: Yeah, who tell you never to reply your tags yeah? >:P Mwahaha. (:

Sheesh I've been busy with MJ.

Rachel.S: I LOVE READING YOUR BLOG POSTS XD

Um thanks :)

Vivian: you finally watched Kiss? dara's pretty :D sadly though, lmh isn't cut out for eyeliner.

Vivian: plus his combed back hair, the whole vid was pretty much ruined.

Er no, I watched it some time ago before I posted. Not that I cared about him now.

elisha: OMG haha i play poptropica too xD

Got sick of it already...

Isabel: Haha, haven't you gotten over Miss Loh yet?

That depends on her interest in MJ.

Hui Lin: OMG she chats with you? LOL, your hours of waiting aren't wasted yeah? ;D

HUMPH what'd you mean? Of course she talks to me.

xingyue: still there say visual and spartial sure better than me huh?

xingyue: i got 90% for that. 95% for math and logic :P

xingyue: im the dreamer

xingyue: very rare de. only 2%

The key here is percentage. Would you rather have 90% of a chocolate bar or 90% of a chocolate chip? And regarding your second point... Mice: Rare but annoying in our concrete jungle.

Carol: wtf such a tiny cbox. anw get some eng lessons too: "off the computer"

Anw get a new pair of glasses or a bigger computer monitor.

NICOLE: OMFG seriously MINI cbox. PLS CHANGE :OOO

NICOLE: SPAMMING FOR NO REASON.

NICOLE: BBYE. OMG YOUR "INTO THE WOODS" POST ROCKS. THE SYMBOLISM :OOO

NICOLE: SUCKA, MRS TEO :X

NICOLE: YOU DUN LOVE ME MEH. WHY MY LINK NO HEART? LOLS.

All the caps :S

Hui Lin: OMg Yu Xin omg you were so sarcastic in your replies to the Ris Low.

Hui Lin: *to Ris Low

Hui Lin: and actually I admit that she has attitude problem.

Hui Lin: And omg, being bitchy? OMG are you serious? That woman's a nut.

Hui Lin: OMG SHE IS PREJUDICING AGAINST THIN PEOPLE.

Hui Lin: WHAT BAMBOO? SHE PIG LAH.

Can't be bothered about her now.

xiaoyun: HAHAHHAHAHAH.

???

xingyue: wth? I didnt watch 2012! i tot we are watchin it together this sunday?

LOL I thought you were tweeting about it.

HUi Lin: omg so ego. "Haha they didn't pull it off without a wonderful lead like me :) "

HUi Lin: I would love to see you dance.

Er actually I'm a bit rusty...

xingyue: come back soon

xingyue: dun die

xingyue: come back

xingyue: dun miss you but come back

xingyue: buy sovenoir for me

xingyue: and packed food

xingyue: dun die hor

xingyue: no plane crashes

xingyue: COME BACK NOW

I'll give you the prezzie if you keep your promise and treat me to sushi :D

Rachel.S: I went to Madame Tussauds before. (:

Lucky T.T I only stood outside and watched people hugging MJ on the TV.

2009-12-06T18:01:00.005+08:00

Jesus man.

I woke up at noon today and was just about to change into something more presentable ~~or at least get some bra on~~ so that my nosy neighbours wouldn't stare at me like I'm some loony when I was greeted by a lady at the door with an older auntie behind her. They were both holding bibles.

Uniform check:

Baggy tee with a sagging collar

Pink baggy shorts with ridiculous flower motifs

Red socks

That old auntie was obviously giving me the up-down and my daddy was gabbling on his phone. My mom and brother had obviously chosen this moment to be out. The lady said hi and I said hey back lamely.

"Uh how old are you? Primary four five...?"

"Sec one."

"Oh... You look much younger."

Yes yes I know. Less than two months to my fourteenth birthday and I'm still getting those Stressed by the PSLE? Fear not! leaflets.

I spent fifteen minutes with that lady who was trying to convince me to be a Christian while the older auntie behind scrutinised me. Oh god.

Anyway, I went to the library yesterday and it was one of the most fruitful trips ever since I had 3 cards. But obviously there would be no way I could possibly drag 24 books home.

Finally got my hands on The Confessions of a Triple Shot Betty for the third time. Its sequel, Triple Shot Bettys in Love, was rather disappointing though. I mean whatever happened to the witty snarky girl in the first book? And there's something dire about Singapore's literature. I Want to Live was pratically untouched from the months I returned it with my old loan receipt and the folded corners. Geektastic: Stories from the Nerd Herd renewed my love for all things Wendy Mass and Spud has a... er, refreshing take towards boarding schools.

I decided against loaning Phantom of the Opera for the 17th time since my bag was getting kinda heavy.

Being the good sister I am, I went to the children's section and was mocked by a boy playing Old MacDonald on his iPod. The things I do for my brother!

[...]

Went to JP with mummy after. I swore I heard Billie Jean but my mum was rushing to buy veggies to cook at home :(

A Whole New World

2009-12-02T20:30:00.014+08:00

Footsteps of my past week:

1) Macau

2) Shenzhen

3) Hongkong!

Highlight of respective venues:

1) The Grand Canal Shoppes is undoubtly one of the most extravagant malls around. I swear the salaries of the gondala rowers alone must be sky-rocketing. Sure, anyone's voice could resemble something beautiful with all the high-tech gizmos available now, but they have no microphone, no music, no nothing. And the lady was very nice, giving me a cute little wave while I ogle at her voice beside the canal. The buskers added to the romantic Venice atmosphere and the sky was so wonderfully painted I spent ten minutes staring at it. The downside, of course, was that everything is designer and you could probably spot the same shops in Singapore or anywhere with malls and rich people. And did I mention the smoke near the casino? I'll probably die a few years younger with all that two thousand chemicals I inhaled.

2) We didn't really do much in Shenzhen. The only reason we went to that place with alarmingly high criminal rates was to send my granny home to Wuhan. My uncle went with his family and stayed for two days. And ohmygod I'm in love with my two-year-old (girl) cousin.

3) Disneyland! But well it's a little small... The Buzz Lightyear's AstroBlasters was way cool. Basically, Evil Emperor Zurg had stolen the "crystallic fusion cells" (ie. batteries) used to power the space vehicles of the "Little Green Men." You are the "Star Command" raw recruits sent to defeat Zurg, zapping everything with your blasters. I'm invincible at this game :) The Stitch Encounter was really memorable too. Guests are seated in the "Space Traffic Control Room," a movie theater-like room. After that, guests are chosen to chat with Stitch. Stitch can both interact with guests and take their pictures. A hidden cast member supplies Stitch's voice and controls his animation, allowing the character to talk and interact with guests. I laughed till I cried.

Regrets:

1) I want a new watch—except that this watch I had my eye on doesn't go around my wrist, it's a ring. Funky huh?

2) I definitely should have begged my parents to go into the Madame Tussauds wax museum to see my MJ "up close."

3) FUCKING SORE THROAT.

2009-11-23T21:37:00.002+08:00

When I get to Macau this Wednesday, I'm going to gorge myself on soup dumplings :D

~~I'm so hungry, I'm actually looking up on the Shanghai Xiaolongbao on Wikipedia.~~

There Are People Dying

2009-11-22T21:41:00.030+08:00

"...two hours of the same action scene recycled over and over again..."

Went out with Xingyue's family to watch 2012 yesterday afternoon :D

It was okay I guess. It would be much better if I hadn't overdose on Coke and had to rush to the restrooms twice. I was originally hoping that the chips we scoffed during the advertisements would prolong my bladder tolerance, but er miscalculation on my part.

Okay, digression.

2012 actually starts in 2009—well first it starts out in space with a few different shots of the solar system and the sun. When we get to got to good old earth, american geologist Adrian Helmsley travels to India to meet his friend Satnam, who has discovered that neutrinos (?) from the sun are causing the temperature of the Earth's core to increase rapidly.

A good move on the director's part. I mean there would totally be no survivors if we were consumed by a solar flare, would there?

Anyway, Adrian informs the US President about the end of the world while the other "important people" in their expensive suits are made aware of the situation. They collaborate to build a series of gigantic ships to be constructed in the Himalayas to ensure the continuity of human life.

In 2012, Jackson Curtis takes his children Noah and Lily, who lives with Jackson's ex-wife Kate and her new boyfriend Gordon Silberman, on a camping trip to Yellowstone National Park. They meet Charlie Frost, a crazed who hosts his own radio show live from the park.

Charlie supports a theory that the world would come to an end in 2012 with a hilarious video ("It's the end people!" Dinosaur: "Not again!") and claims he possesses a map of the secret space ships' location. The family returns home as cracks begin to develop all over California. Jackson grows suspicious and rents a private plane to rescue his family and Gordon while Charlie, who stayed behind to make a live broadcast of the eruption ("Oh baby, it's beautiful."), is killed by the blast.

Realising the ships are in China ("Oh no we need a bigger plane."), the group lands in Las Vegas, where they meet Yuri, his twin sons, girlfriend Tamara, and pilot Sasha. They join the group and secure a jet-plane.

From here on, all hell breaks loose (which is the reason Xingyue and I went to watch in the first place).

However, we both agreed that the movie was rather anti-climax (eg it's all the same destruction scene repeated again and agian).

You know those silly action movies? The ones where the bus jumps across the broken bridge? Or a man falls over the edge and everyone thinks he's dead—but it's okay because a single hand suddenly appears, clinging to the cliff? Or how about the plane that's trying to escape from an explosion and gets enveloped in smoke—only to come bursting out with impossible speed?

It's just like eating chocolates. Sure they're nice once in a while, but you'll suffer severe stomach aches if you eat too much.

I think the best character in the film must be the Tibet grandmother.

Note to self:

1) Migrate back to China asap.

2) Learn how to pilot a plane.

Boo.

2009-11-19T20:33:00.000+08:00

2012 is nothing but sensationalism.

I mean there was once a rumor that the world would end in 2000 but hohum, we're still here, aren't we?

And The Michael Song Is On

2009-11-19T18:36:00.008+08:00

I can't say I love the song or anything, but I don't hate it either :)

Miley Cyrus made references to MJ for the live version of this song which I appreciate. However, what's with the "pole dance" at the Teen Choice Awards? While I agree that she probably needs something to hold on to while dancing on the ice-cream pushcart, but isn't the gyrating moves and pole-straddling pushing it? And the brief seconds with her shaking her ass in the face of those little kids reaching out their hands was just plain hilarious.

Okay, moving on.

***

Went to Rulang to take my plaque yesterday :)

Truthfully, the Speech Day was rather disappointing. The last time I went, the hall was all nicely done up with streamers and balloons with a grand papier-mâché statue. The culinary was all nicely laid out on the table. Yes, there were even dessert spoons! And waiters served course by course of the most wonderful cruisine (mushroom soup included!) while soft music played. My mom and I were so stuffed that we had to forgo most of dessert. I only nibbled the rich chocolate cake and melty cheesecake, just barely managing to scoff the decorative chocolate pieces and cherries.

Those good old times.

This year we had plastic chairs around tables with flimsy plastic tablecloth. The only "dishes" served were jugs of water. Other luckier people, including us, dragged any visible chairs and sat at the back of the hall, craning our necks to death. Did I mention that the Chinese Dance performance this year was F A I L? Seriously we must have staged such a good performance with the wushu boys for the blahblah farewell gala dinner for the ministry last year that they tried to couple them again this year. Haha they didn't pull it off without a wonderful lead like me :) As if it's not bad enough that Speech Day was held in the afternoon, we didn't get to eat anything. So Xingyue and I made do with taking pictures of the satay, chicken rice and curry etc etc before getting ourselves some curry instant noodles from the 7-Eleven opposite.

Okay anyway, before the lunch problem reared its evil head, Xingyue and I were crammed at the far corner of the hall with Mrs Chan (P6 form) and Mdm Chng (P5 form). If you must know, I don't particularly like them, but of course every teacher is nice to their ex-students. Even that Mdm Thana smiled at me (WTF she probably thought I would never get into a secondary school at all back in P3 much less score 4 A*s).

I was sitting right in front of the door and had the privilege of taking care of the teacher's belongings while they were scurrying about. This once, Mdm Chng was coming through the door and I instinctively moved my chair to let her through.

"I'm not that fat ah."

Haha so damn cute :)

While getting my plaque (it looks more like a trophy to me), I almost died of embarrassment right there and then. Xingyue was having a nice chat with Dr Khor and Mdm Thana pushed me out too early. So I ended up freezing mid-step in the middle of the stage. All went smooth after that. Dr Khor congratulated me and I was all smiles, thanking her. Well... I was doing pretty okay when she put her arm around my shoulders and faced the camera.

I was so dazed that I couldn't even locate the camera. So yeah Rulang probably has a picture of me looking like someone with stiff shoulders and a lip-biting obsession. I practically ran off-stage into the safety of the curtains.

After the ordeal, Xingyue and I rushed to lunch before heading to her house while the rest went to MacDonald's. On the way to XY's, however, a rather unwanted guest invited himself too.

I don't think revealing his identity would be wise, but I would suffice to say it's a "he."

XY of course claimed that she didn't mind his rudeness since he can help bully her poor unfortunate sister. Oh how that plan backfired! In fact, XY's sister and him teamed up and bullied XY instead. Meanwhile, I was the dorky one hogging the computer and offering more digs.

At one point of time, he came up to me going, "Okay, I'm a guy so I can't do this. But could you force open the toilet door?"

LOLs, Xingyue was so flattered with our WK likes you chants that she had went into the toilet to hide her joy. So rest assured, no half-nudity and underwear were involved.

Basically I faked a stomach ache and stormed in agony outside the toilet (Oscars here I come!) until XY was screaming as usual and I banged the door. He helped too while her sister was practically rolling on the floor in laughter. XY opened the door in the end and he lectured her on what a bad host she was to let her guest poop on her pants.

Told cha to get a lock on the toilet door *snicker*

2009-11-19T16:56:00.002+08:00

Omfg need I say more?

~~And Gerard Bulter shaved for once.~~

2009-11-18T20:43:00.006+08:00

You know I was just having a wonderful conversation with Xingyue (and indirectly with Ariel) about MJ's psychology when BAM! I got hit once again.

My current display name: 123

My current personal msg: WTF I'm starting to think that RGS teachers have terrible organisation.

You're Got The Whole World in Your Hands

2009-11-17T19:49:00.005+08:00

"Friends are like condoms;

they cover up when things get hard."

Teehee I couldn't agree more!

(In case you're wondering, I did not google anything obscene. In fact, I was just looking for friendship quotes on photobucket.com and chanced upon this gem.)

Okay, digression.

Finally the holidays. These two days were spent slacking and slacking and slacking. It was basically books and computer games for the whole day with a sprinkle of forced algebra.

Tomorrow would be different though.

Rulang Speech Day :D

That would include lunch which hopefully includes mushroom soup. And of course, I also have to somehow aviod a couple of teachers and traumatise Cynthia by pinching her cheeks to death.

This will be followed by a (maybe) class gathering or whatever.

Then it's off to Xingyue's I go!

*Faint from laughter*

On this rather random and cute note, I shall sign off :)

Confessions of a Shopaholic

2009-11-15T20:48:00.003+08:00

WTF. Xingyue went to watch 2012 without me ytd D:

Humph but I wasn't rotting at home either.

00 00 to 02 00 Tearing over historical Chinese dramas.

02 00 to 12 30 Sweet dreams :)

12 30 to 13 00 ~~Breakfast~~ Lunch.

13 00 to 20 00 ~~Lunch~~ Supper and shopping @ Bugis.

20 00 to 21 00 ~~Dinner~~ Another supper.

21 00 to 21 30 Parade around the house in new shoes.

21 30 to ?? ?? Computer finally :D

(Timings rounded off to the nearest half hour.)

All the hours of staring at the posters of Robert Pattinson's hideously disfigured face was worth it though.

1) Brown ~~Converse~~ Converse-lookalike with golden graffiti.

2) Double zip pouch from Myuk.

I had a hard time choosing between the brown sneakers and an eccentric black-and-pink pair. And I finally got myself a new wallet :D

Plus, I had taken step #1 in my masterplan to buy The MJ Tapes.

Me: Hey dad, is $45 for a book very expensive?

Him: Hm... Depends.

Me: How much did your Memoirs of Lee Kuan Yew cost?

Him: Approx $70.

Me: But you bought it quite a long time ago and money often loses its value doesn't it? So actually the book costed more than $70 right?

Him: -stares at me- Well yes.

Me: Hm... Why did you buy it?

Him: -stares at me more- Um... Because LKY is an amazing person?

Me: I see. Hey daddy, I have a newfound interest in biographies.

Oh godd, when can I get my book?

[edit]

Oh wait, Xingyue wasn't refering to 2012, she was Tweeting about some late-night show on TV. Yay :D

[/edit]

This Is It.

2009-11-11T19:06:00.008+08:00

"All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us."

Under my daddy's support, I went with Xingyue to watch This Is It yesterday against my mother's wishes :)

I guess it's not really that bad for a rushed monument, but to say it's wonderful would be pushing it.

The movie opens, after a bit of scrolling text with a number of the concert dancers weeping and excitedly talking into the camera about the gig and their love for (the still living) MJ which added to the overall deification that comes with any celebrity memoir. But more importantly, they inject some authentic feeling into a project with their wet cheeks and halting words.

Before MJ really takes the spotlight though, there is a somewhat baffling montage featuring Lady Diana, Mother Teresa and President Obama (this got Xingyue in a heated rant on how can my mom find him handsome), among others, a preposterous lineup that serves as something of a warm-up act for MJ himself, who appears among an excited throng to announce the concert that never was.

The subsequent rehearsals feature MJ singing and dancing to his hits, mostly from Thriller. Some of these are accompanied by elaborate minimovies, some shot with special effects, including 3-D (my favourite was the black-and-white Hollywood homage for Smooth Criminal).

Memorable moments:

1) MJ had an earth-packed graveyard ready for Thriller with zombies and mummies exploding out from their coffins. It was really, er, thrilling until they cut to MJ sucking an orange lollipop at the side. Cuteness :)

2) During the Earth Song, there was a video of a young girl dancing with the dazzling butterflies through an enchanting forest with MJ talking about deforestation. And obviously the anti-climax Xingyue had to choose this touching moment to start her crap about Little Red Riding Hood skipping through the woods and MJ came on just when she was screeching WEREWOLF -.-

3) During Billie Jean, MJ was doing his signature crotch-grabbing to the delight of his dancers. And so he decided to play air-guitar with his *ahem* and the crew started a) cheering b) hooting c) jumping d) imitating him e) all of the above.

***

Today was really eventful to say the least.

Min Yan (aka Funny Face) approached me at the Redhill bus-stop in the morning, telling me that she desperately needed to pee and asking if I could take care of her bag for her.

I agreed and tried to hide my amusement as she ran to the toilet at the MRT station opposite the road.

I delivered her bag nicely to her duty spot by the school gate after morning assembly where she thanked me profusely and exclaiming how paiseh she felt (the bus came straight after she left).

Then it was the mass dance where they played Sarah Brightman singing Phantom of the Opera by mistake :)

Carol and I mistook the five-minute break as a fifteen-minute recess and proceeded to scoff ourselves with rice and various soy-products (tofu!) alongside some ice-cold green tea. The life!

Until we discovered our mistake and had to sneak back, that is.

Oh yes, I played Box Head with Carol during the ACP preparation.

You'll think that with her mighty 3.89 GPA, she has got to have some battle tactics up her sleeve, but instead, Carol was randomly shotting down my painfully-built battle forts.

This spurred on my yelling and Xingyue's laughing.

Unfortunately, we were caught by Mrs Teo (good grief, did I just say I liked her?) and forced back into the class to help out with making lidded-boxes with icecream sticks.

That was what we were supposed to be doing anyway. In reality, Carol and I were smearing white glue all over each other while battling with the goey icecream sticks.

Carol nicely agreed to style my hair with an icecream stick and white glue and I happily repaid her favour by squeezing the glue bottle on top of her head.

I'm nice, I know :D

2009-11-09T16:08:00.001+08:00

Her: Hi Yuxin and Shiting!

Viv:

Her: Hi Shiting.

Viv:

Her: Well Shiting is your Chinese name isn't it?

Viv: Um...

*Everyone laughs*

Her: Yup.

Me: Er okay.

Her: Okay this is getting awkward isn't it? Er I'll just go back and you two can continue your conversation. Let's pretend nothing happened.

OMFG Mrs Teo is so cute :D

Into The Woods

2009-11-09T15:20:00.000+08:00

Grim Brothers, go to hell.

Wait they're probably in hell already, but nevermind.

WTF is their deal to omit out all the fun parts from Little Red Riding Hood?

I mean in the original version, you have a girl eating her own grandmother unknowingly and drinking her blood, doing a strip dance, and finally getting in bed with the wolf (which was originally a werewolf).

How cool is that?

And Mrs Teo, don't you realise how symbolism is so skilfully used?

Red cloak → lust.

Red cloak → the blood of the menstrual cycle, braving the "dark forest" of womanhood.

Red cloak → the hymen (throwing of cloak into fire symbolises the breaking of the hymen and the losing of virginity).

On a less exciting note, the werewolf symbolises a sexual predator.

In French slang, when a girl loses her virginity it was said that elle avoit vû le loup—she’d seen the wolf.

Ditch your fairy tale colour books everyone.

Read the Per-Perrault version of Little Red Riding Hood.

Rad Hot

2009-11-09T14:36:00.001+08:00

There's something terribly wrong with that Ris Low woman.

Ris, it's no exaggeration to say that you're now officially Singapore's most recognizable former ex-beauty-queen. Has fame been a dream or nightmare for you so far?
It's been a dream, a fabulous dream. It's like being in wonderland, people recognize you and you get freebies...

What sort of freebies?
Oh I get a lot of free nail treatments and hair treatments.

Sure sure anything for that free manicure.

I mean jailed for fraud?

Whatev.

I see. But surely it hasn't all been smooth-sailing? You have been getting your fair share of flak and criticism...
[Interrupts.] No, I take everything with a pinch of salt. So it's just been a dream to me, even the bad parts.

So you're thoroughly enjoying yourself?
Uh huh. There's no such thing as bad publicity, only publicity. [Smiles.]

Here Ris Low, a suggestion: Strip and strut down Orchard Road naked.

Free publicity!

Some people say that you don't know what you're doing and have dragged our country's reputation down with you. What do you have to say to these people?
Can I tell them that they're bull-shitting? Please take a look at yourself in the mirror, as if you're not disgracing yourself. Is your English really that good? Can you really speak that well? Can you write that well? Do you think you can stand on the stage and portray yourself? No, I don't think so. You're just somebody behind a computer, a nerd wearing specs, typing away. Just a coward.

It's not your English, it's your attitude dear.

Has there been anything brought up in the media that you would like to clarify?
They said I bought my title, but obviously that's not true. If you spend money and effort going to grooming classes and catwalk classes, of course you'll win. Nothing comes for free. You must put in the effort to make yourself well-known, make yourself be seen. Saying I bought my title is so not true.

Too bad your efforts went down the drain.

Speaking of well-known, did you ever think that the word "boomz" will become the national phenomena it is now?
No, I thought 'boomz' was just a word used by myself and in the comics, where the cars go crashing and then boomz!

So how long have you been using this word?
I think since I was young. I'll just play with the (toy) trucks and go boomz, boomz, boomz!

And did it always come with the z at the back?
You know there was this point in time whereby everything came with a z at the back? It was so yesterday, but ya...

So I see you've coined a new word, "shingz," which you said translate to "sucks". Was that also from your childhood?
No, that's recently. It's like saying basket... and when you can't say that, you just say shingz.

So are you going to get into the habit of coining new words?
Ya, I can start a Ris Low dictionary anytime. [Smiles.] Because I'm always into new words, and I like coming up with new ways of expressing myself through different sounds. I base them on sounds lah. Don't really think they're words actually.

And I've also coined a new word too...

Hkabsfazzz (Noun).
Unpleasant bitch who wishes all male species to fall at her feet (eg. That Ris Low is such a hkabsfazzz!).

How's that?

Interesting. So has your daily 10pm curfew been shingz for you?
Obviously, I can't go for any events if it's after 10pm, or I have to get approval from my probation officer. Other than that, it's not much of a problem because I'm not much of a nightlife person. I don't go chionging (clubbing), even though I look like a chiongster.

What do you do when you want to go out and have a good time then?
Shopping, shopping, tons of shopping. [Laughs.] A woman can never get enough of shopping. You get real excitement and thrill out of shopping. It's like you're looking at the clothes and they're asking you to try them out. [Animated.] That gorgeous dress, ooh look at that!

Where do you usually do your shopping?
Anywhere with clothes. Heeren, Bugis, Cineleisure. And the infamous City Plaza.

City Plaza? Eh isn't that where all the aunties do their shopping?
No. [Shakes head disapprovingly.] The clothes are so trashy. And I like trashy clothes.

So what's the trashiest outfit that you have?
Haha, I don't even dare to wear it out, I think my mom will kill me. It's all furry, mid-riff and comes with a short skirt.

Score one for Ris Low: She actually listens to her mummy!

I've never seen anyone wear something like that on the street, so you're probably right about the mom thing. You obviously like the attention. Is that why you like taking part in beauty pageants and walking down the catwalk?
Because it makes you feel like a princess, like you're the only one in the world who matters. The stage's all yours, the world's your oyster and you're the pearl. It feels like that, feels good.

Do you recommend that other girls take part in beauty pageants?
Of course, everybody should have their chance to strike the prize...

But it was kind of like snatched away from you wasn't it...?
I'll snatch the limelight back! [Laughs.]

You don't regret the experience?
Nope, no I don't. It'll be good publicity.

Everything's about me me me.

What lessons have you learned in the process that you can share with someone interested in pageants a shot?
I learnt to work smart, be smart and act smart.

What do you mean by that?
Being bitchy. That way, you can get anything you want.

How so?
By being bitchy, you tend to backstab people. And people tend to trust you more and tell you more stuff, gossip more. And then that's where you get the upper hand and use that against your opponents.

If it's me, I'll keep miles away.

Trust you?

*Cough cough*

That's a, er, refreshing take. But wouldn't being that kind of person inhibit you from having close friends?
I think when it comes to pageants, work is work, and real life is real life. This is the real world.

Let's talk about your diet. I understand you're on medication for your bipolar disorder. Are you putting on weight as a result?
Yeah, in fact it has made me gain 5kg since the middle of this year. I've been exercising a lot and eating less, like one heavy meal a day.

Has it been a struggle for you, trying to be thin and at the same time having to take your meds?
Ya it is. Because I'm in a family of three girls and all my sisters are all skinny. My eldest sister is like a bamboo pole, so thin! I can easily break her with my two arms. My youngest sister has got a great shape, so of course there's pressure on me.

Your family seems nervous about your new-found fame. How are you helping them to cope with it?
I'll tell them everything about my movement, wherever I'm going and how long it'll take and what time I'll be back. I'll be responsible for my own actions.

That's sensible of you. And you seem interested in taking on charity work as well.
Yeah, I'll like to help the Down Syndrome Association (DSA) and the Breast Cancer Foundation.

Why these two organizations in particular?
Firstly, I think the kids at the DSA are really poor thing, they don't have a chance, they didn't choose to be this way, they were just born like that. And as for the Breast Cancer Foundation, this is the cancer that's most associated with women. So ya, I think we should create awareness.

Ultimately, what would you like to do?
I would like to organize my own pageant. I think I can do a much better job.

Do you want to get married?
Of course, maybe two years down the road. Why not? Start early. The government's giving out the baby bonus.

How many kids would you like to have?
Three.

Why three?
Because when I die and my husband dies, there's at least one more to boomz!

Honey exactly how are you planning to find a hubby (much less marry and start a family) like this?

Oh wait...

"follow me on twitter to win a dinner date!"—@lowyimin

So what's your ideal man like?
He must be smart, witty, can control my temper, willing to understand and read more into me. He must be able see what's within me and see the best of me, and not see that I'm just a bimbo. I'm more than that, far more than that.

Have you encountered someone like that?
Yes.

How's that working out?
We're working out perfectly fine.

Is this the guy you're seeing right now?
Ya.

Can you tell us a bit more about him?
Nah, we're just (pauses) good friends.

OH MY GOD.

Read more of this crap at http://www.lowyimin.com/.

This Is Me

2009-11-06T19:18:00.006+08:00

Multiple Intelligences Test.
Verbal/Linguistic: 80%
Visual/Spatial: 65%
Logical/Mathematical: 65%
Intrapersonal: 55%
Bodily/Kinesthetic: 55%
Interpersonal: 40%
Musical: 35%
Naturalist: 10%

Personality Types Test.
Extraverted: 68%
Introverted: 32%

Intuition: 74%
Sensing: 26%

Feeling: 68%
Thinking: 32%

Perceiving:79%
Judging: 21%

ENFP—The Advocate: ENFPs are introspective, values-oriented, inspiring, social and extremely expressive. They actively send their thoughts and ideas out into the world as a way to bring attention to what they feel to be important, which often has to do with ethics and current events. ENFPs are natural advocates, attracting people to themselves and their cause with excellent people skills, warmth, energy and positivity. ENFPs are described as creative, resourceful, assertive, spontaneous, life-loving, charismatic, passionate and experimental.

Primary Function—Extraverted Intuition: Intuitive people process data through impressions, possibilities and meanings, so the Extraverted Intuition function allows a person to see different path or ways. When information comes in, different possibilities are thought of, realizing that there is always another way of looking at things.

NF Temperament—The Visionaries: NFs are introspective, intuitive and highly idealistic. They are subjective, compassionate "feeler" people that desire to contribute goodness and meaning to the lives of others. They are effective at doing this through their nurturing, insightful and encouraging nature. NFs despise conflict. They will do everything they can to make sure their loved ones get along with each other and are happy. NFs are imaginitive, creatively inclined and passionate about their choice causes.

Population: 5.5% (4.5% male, 6.5% female)

***

My visual/spatial and logical/mathematical intelligences are the same o.O

*Cough* I think I'm more on the logical side than the mathmatical side.

Haha I'm an all-rounder :D

And I'm positive that the bodily/kinesthetic intelligence is refering to my nimbly fingers since I failed my NAFA test.

Gosh my music might not be as bad as I thought!

As for the personality quiz, I could not agree more on the extraverted intuition part.

Not to show off or anything, but seriously I'm so much more flexible than someone I could name right now.

2009-11-04T19:37:00.002+08:00

My mom and I had yet another of our infamous fights.

But I prefer not to think about it. So let's move on shouldn't we?

Vivian and I sneaked out for an early recess today.

And guess who we saw again :)

I didn't really get a chance to talk to Miss Loh though.

Tragic.

Vivian wasn't helping things either.

I swore she took hours to buy her chicken rice although there was no queue in sight, leaving me alone with my plate of rice.

I was trying to look normal, but it wasn't easy with Miss Loh nearby.

Especially when a cleaner came to out of a sudden to clean the already gleaming table.

I just said thanks and looked away only to find Miss Loh staring at me.

Of course if circumstances were different, I would have stared back, but this time I quickly looked down, cheeks aflame.

I swear the way she eats is so dainty and adorable :D

Then we had the inter-class karaoke session.

Haha 103's Barbie Girl was hilarious and ours was plain cute :)

But I don't think the people get our joke.

Beat It → Beat The Eggs.

Hence the aprons and the egg-beaters...

Holy shit I should apologise to mummy.

Don't You Know That You're Toxic?

2009-11-03T20:52:00.002+08:00

Spotted: Miss Loh buying her lunch from the canteen.

In fact, she was right behind me in the Nasi Padang queue at exactly 9.30 am. :D

It's a pity that we didn't really get a chance to talk although we did stare at each other for a fair bit. Her friend must have gotten in the way of our possible meaningful conversation.

That was the only highlight of my sorry existance today.

Unless you count in the one hour Carol and I spent in the Shaw Lab when we were supposed to be in Malay.

Haha we returned to the class at the last ten minutes, claiming that we were helping a teacher.

I think our excuse is growing old if the look of disbelief on the Malay teacher's face is any indication.

I feel like ranting at the moment, but really I have no right to.

There are people who are having worse problems than I am.

I guess this is where chick lits come in since The Fruit of My Lipstick is actually quite amusing.

And I'm not only saying this because the protagonist is Chem-obsessed.

2009-11-02T16:57:00.002+08:00

Oh dearie me.

My recent Twitter obsession must not be too healthy D:

But you have to admit that it looks so much better than Plurk.

Anyway, this is too juicy for me to simply Tweet.

~~Although of course I did just to show off.~~

Yuxin just finished 7 Poptropica missions in 2 days.

Haha I squandered all the cash, or credits as they call it, on spastic stuff like geisha, fairy queen, southern belle and royal ball gowns.

I also got myself the Followers (Classic Pack) which is basically some small and irresistably cute creatures like a big fat bubble or a glistening butterfly following you around.

On top of that, I still have 100, er, credits left.

I know. I know.

I'm marvelous :D

Okay I shall concentrate on my MSN conversation with Miss Loh.

Look Good: GD910.

2009-10-31T22:20:00.006+08:00

This has got to be the cutest thing I've ever seen :D

2009-10-31T10:41:00.000+08:00

"I'm so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I'm saying."

— Oscar Wilde.

Can I make a case for brunch as the best meal of the day?

Come on now—it's breakfast, it's lunch, it's savoury, it's sweet.

[Warning: Frivolous Content Ahead.]

I was so bored this morning that I decided to give Poptropica a try under my brother's recommandation.

My brother do have some taste after all.

(Think a cuter and more tedious version of Clubpenguin missions.)

After solving my first mission, I immediately bought myself a kimono with a shamisen and all.

And the cat from the next mission just finished off my look.

(This is purely virtual. I'm against people who carry their miniature poodles in their designer totes and give them makeovers to match their custom-made suits. And in case you're wondering about the shamisen, I kept it after I decided that it kind of hinders my movement.)

I like this pink kimono more and I got myself some hanging tendrils of bangs at the sides. Pretty no?

Memoirs of a Geisha ♥

Okay let's move on to more important things.

***

Possible reasons why Lee Min Ho closed his eyes for 95% of the song:

1) He's blinded by the lights.

2) He's really into the song.

3) He's shy :D

Either way, My Everything is climbing up my Most Played list fast.

He acts.

He sings.

He plays the piano.

God, is there anything he can't do?

~~Haha but his playing was a little shaky.~~

Do you watch porn?

I haven’t watched it in a long time.

I did once when I was in school.

Once?

[Insert the cutest expression ever.]

I’ve watched it more than once.

But I haven’t watched any since I turned 20.

So you watched porn as a teenager?

That’s when most guys start watching it.

It’s true.

[Awkward silence.]

You know that.

No, I don’t.

[His smile = The most beautiful thing.]

You're lying.

Fangirling is addictive.

Uh Oh Uh Oh.

2009-10-30T17:12:00.014+08:00

No computer, no special effects, no nothing.

This is raw talent man.

***

xingyue: HELLO FISHY THE UR AWESOME THING IS U PUT ONE LOR

What are you talking about :D

xiaoyun: haha she is your motivation huh? HEHEH. (:

Hm... I accidentally skipped a question T.T

xingyue: HELLO I ATE A LOT AT HOME LA. I ATE FRIED RICE AND DRANK LOTTA SOUP BEFORE I CAME OUT

Eyer why the strong reaction...

HUi LIn: OMG I didn't know you camwhore too (:
HUi LIn: Let's watch New Moon (:

You camwhore much more than me okay. And um, I hate Twilight.

Navitha: hey!!!! ASHLEY TISDALE!!!!!!!!!!
Navitha: i love her!!!!
Navitha: nice blog dude!!!

Th-th-this beat is hypnotic

I wanna ride it like a chauffuer

Sound of the sonic's controlling me like a robot

I go bionic so D-D-DJ put it on

I'm losing logic and cruising deeper in the zone

Crank It Up :D

♥Priya;: Hey pls link me up and tag my blog thanks :D

Done :D

Hui Lin: Uhhh, nice cat? It likes you too much. So it wanted to sleep under your bed. Mwahahaha.

LOLs.

Hui Lin: Um. She walked in fron tof you. (: OBVIOUS LOR.
Hui Lin: um and two marks aren't worth it.

Miss Loh...

Hui Lin: You should have gone.
Hui Lin: Then you can hug him (:
Hui Lin: And of course, SQUEEZE HIS CHEEKS, like what you normally do. xD

Haha thank god I didn't go. The meetup was cancelled due to "security reasons".

Hui Lin: OMG cool! Your room...
Hui Lin: Come to my house. I shall invite you TO CLEAN MY ROOM(:
Nice no?

Hui Lin: Cheer up. I bet your mom said that in a fit of anger.
Hui Lin: Think of LMH (:

I'm thinking of him always :)

Hui Lin: That was my jacket you were talking about yeah? yeahh, it works woders. ;)

(...)

Gosh the number of tags are dwindling D:

2009-10-28T19:56:00.003+08:00

Fucking

Can't

Fucking

Stand

Fucking

Mom.

Seriously? What kind of fucked-up mother trusts some random stranger more than her own blood and flesh?

Hey mom, yes you're absolutely right. I was busy prostituting myself and drinking booze and smoking and snorting illegal stuff up my nose every night. How'd you figure that out?

I mean, what are the chances of me coming home at 7.30pm because of the demeaning Red Cross?

2009-10-27T18:50:00.007+08:00

Major historical turning point: Yuxin didn't mention Miss Loh since this Saturday.

Yeesh, Lee Min Ho holds the key to my heart now :D

But of course I haven't totally forgotten about Miss Loh...

... yet.

Netball carn today.

RGS carnival = Students getting sunburned beside the netball courts + Lots of unnecessary cheering + Disgustingly weird bubble tea (Eg green apple and green tea brewed together into what looks like poison in Runescape) + A milo van parked miles away offering free milo + Ants everywhere.

Highlight of the day includes the netball girls and the PE teachers fighting it out in a drizzle.

It would be so much more exciting if I wasn't trying to finish Killing God at that time.

Haha but playing in the rain was cool (V).

Then it's detention.

Oh I love you Miss Seah with your beyotiful face that resembles a cake with too much icing.

But the prefect bears an amazing resemblence to Natalia :O

Wrote shit for my reflections. Heck care.

At the rate I'm pigging out on KFC Zinger burgers, my weight is going to catapult soon D:

Oh wait tomorrow's Wednesday.

Red Cross = Nice workout.

[...] I just rendered myself speechless.

Um don't feel like posting.

Byebye everyone. Hello Lee Min Ho.

2009-10-26T20:18:00.003+08:00

"For something that I'm not proud of... It's kind of hard to say when you ask me like this. I guess not knowing or not being able to say right now is my bad point."

OMFG HIS SMILE ♥

But he seemed rather nervous with the lip-biting and incessant hair-touching. His rather crooked tie is so adorable!

Fangirling is addictive.

2009-10-25T18:02:00.006+08:00

Maybe it's better if I didn't go: I ~~might~~ will do something drastic to him.

***

It's really sad to admit this but while many Singaporeans are ogling over my man at the airport, I'm stuck at home clearing my room.

But I guess I was working some magic too.

I took the above and in two hours, I turned it into...

THIS.

(In case you're wondering about the plastic container, it is the container in which Miss Loh offered me the cake. And yes, I did wash and keep it together with the fork and plate.)

~~I AM TRYING TO COMFORT MYSELF ABOUT MY LOSS BUT IT ISN'T WORKING.~~

Ah at least I now have a conducive environment to study in :D

Kiss.

2009-10-24T18:20:00.002+08:00

What am I doing?

I should be in LMH's arms,

but here I am:

Gaming & blogging.

Gr... Watching his videos

isn't as smoothing as I hoped.

It only reminds me of what I'm missing.

Lee Min Ho D:

Where are you, Vivian?

Don't tell me

you're there.

Come online please.

2009-10-23T17:58:00.008+08:00

"They misunderestimate me." — George W Bush.

Let's do a break-down of the subjects since I haven't gotten around to detailing my marks about them yet :D Well, let's just say that EYAs weren't that bad. They could have been better, definitely, and that's a guaranteed, but it's alright. I'm really quite thankful for my grades as it is.

Math: Let's just say that I could have nailed a 49 out of 50 if I hadn't carelessly left out all my units and forgotten to write the reasonings for the angles. And somehow I had managed to skip a question although I checked the paper for forty minutes. I swear it has nothing to do with the fact that Miss Loh was the invigilator.

History: My inference and source-based were terrible D: Will suffice to say that I could have done better.

English: My letter-writing was a tragic mess. The teacher who marked my paper isn't all that bright either. She needs to understand that not all names need to be la-di-la long. There are certain unique people (eg. me) whose full name only consists of two words. The comprehension was average I suppose.

Literature: This was the greatest shock that rocked me. I actually passed. And it's not a borderline pass either. It's a 3.6 which might not sound very impressive but my Lit AA was a perfect score. Full marks :D

Chinese: Well, now that's a major disappointment. I flew through the Chinese compre but just managed a 3.6 D: My essay was horrible.

Chemistry: Haha I can't say I did well, because that would be a lie but it wouldn't be true either if I said I did terribly for Chem. I did fine :) Of course I could have done much better had I been less careless and if I had bothered to actually check the paper. Let's just say that this 4.0 is going to pull up my Physics major.

Geography: Oh god don't remind me -.- Ever since Geog pulled my 3.2 GPA down to a pathetic 3.0, I've always been continuously flunking it. No exception this time with my lowly 3.2.

Fly to Your Heart

2009-10-21T17:21:00.004+08:00

CHEMISTRY :D

Pfui, how could I have gotten the same marks as Carol?

Haha and the huge Careless! scrawled across my paper was so damn cute :D

(Btw that caused me 2 marks.)

Let's rewind to before that: Miss Loh had to cut through 101 to hand the papers to some other class and guess who she decided to walk in front of.

Miss Loh gave out the PT too. Her eyes were glued to the paper as she read out our marks. Poor things practically had to knock the door down just to inform her of their presence. But of course she didn't do that when she announced my results.

"Number 34: Four four..."

*Stares at me*

"... three four. Total: Fifteen."

HUMPH only 3 for my wonderful detailed explanations? Gawd.

At least she didn't mention anything about my ugly imitation of her signature. I spelled her name wrongly and had to write over it you see -.- Haha I was one of the few to get full marks for organization.

I MISS HER D:

(Mis)Adventures.

2009-10-19T19:20:00.014+08:00

My slightly eccentric neighbours have recently taken responsibility for a large tomcat while its equally eccentric owners are away on what I presume to be their honeymoon.

If you think that I'm thrilled given my love for those feline creatures, think again.

The thing aforementioned is not a round ginger furball which nuzzles at your feet lovingly, but in fact a piece of charcoal more than half a meter long. And some crazed sculptor had apparently tried to carve a miniature tiger with a squirrel tail out of it.

Meet Bunny.

(Don't ask me about the kitty's naming process.)

Anyway my neighbour is in urgent need of some serious etiquette lessons since Bunny was screeching its head off in the corridor and snapping at the thin yarn that separated it from freedom at the unearthly hour of seven in the morning.

Although I have never had any pets other than that solitary goldfish which died tragically after 3 days, I knew enough that cats are not suitable to be kept on a leash. Much less a piece of yarn.

It wasn't so surprising that my neighbour was screaming bloody murder at eleven, going "Oh no the cat. Where is the cat. Oh no the cat. Where is the cat."

It turned out that the cat is worth a few thousand dollars. Needless to say, my brother was more than happy to help a damsel in distress and immediately threw down his long overdue homework, offering his help.

Let's just say that the search lasted 4 hours and the search party did nothing except perhaps burn a few hundred calories.

My grandmother dragged my brother home for lunch. There was a few hours of peace before I stormed down to get some Coke in this unbearably hot weather.

Big mistake: I left the front door open.

Imagine having a Coke-drinking competition with your brother only to discover a pair of emerald eyes staring at you from under your bed.

I was up and running in no time, yelling at my neighbour dearest while my brother tried to offer the cat some candy which only suceeded in Bunny digging further under my bed. And before you could say disgusting, my whole apartment was crammed with busybodies as the owners rounded up the unhappy Bunny.

Good riddance.

PS. I find the following conversation highly amusing:

tablotablo says (7:43 PM):
ISN'T THE GUY IN MY DP AMAZINGLY KYUUUTEEE??!?

Narcissistic personality and obsessive compulsive disorders (: says (7:43 PM):
How coincidental: I was just blogging about my neighbour's horrifying cat.

tablotablo says (7:44 PM):
-.- horrifying though, thankfully, isn't an appropriate word to describe this particularly adorable cat.

Narcissistic personality and obsessive compulsive disorders (: says (7:46 PM):
Who is he/she? The new catman/woman?

tablotablo says (7:54 PM):
no he's tablo from theeee most awesome band in the world (yes i know, i meant more awesome than dbsk in terms of music quality)

Narcissistic personality and obsessive compulsive disorders (: says (8:05 PM):
Uh whatever floats your boat honey

Say You Love Me.

2009-10-14T18:15:00.023+08:00

"But love, true love, anything to match the passion you felt for me... This I could not feel. Better you should have hated me."

[11:08 to 14:20 if you're short of time.]

Starring: Ramin Karimloo (as Phantom), Sierra Boggess (as Christina Daae)

Synopsis: A sequel to the initial Phantom of the Opera, the plot takes place on Coney Island in 1906, approximately a decade after the events of The Phantom of the Opera. The Phantom has travelled to Coney Island with Madame Giry and her daughter Meg. Beginning his new life in America as a freakshow attraction, he has worked his way up to a position of power and is now the successful architect of a number of Coney Island attractions. Despite his new found wealth and success he still longs for Christine and manages to arrange for her to come and sing at one of his latest attractions. Christine arrives at Coney Island along with Raoul and their son Gustave, unknowingly returning to the man she feared most.

Click for more details: x x

***

I realise I have a thing for males with dark natures. You know, like brilliant intellectuals, charismatic, sardonic and males who are flawed in some certain way. It makes them incredibly appealing.

Of course, I'm more than ready to fly to Shanghai if Andrew Lloyd Webber really plan to open the show there. I'm sure my relatives would be more than happy to see me after ____ years :)

However, I have an uncanny feeling that this musical is based on The Phantom of Manhattan, written by Frederick Forsyth (aka the guy who claimed Gaston Leroux's original book as a mistake).

I certainly don't want to watch a young and innocent Erik stealing the worthless Christine. I hope that Webber realises that the fact that Erik is dangerous is an integral part of his character. Perhaps more important, Erik's final sacrifice which made many tear is now all a hoax. It defeats the beauty of that act if Erik tries to take Christine away again 13 years later.

And please God, don't involve Raoul's testicle problems or Christine's swinging her 13-year-old son about.

On a more positive note, Ramin Karimloo has a nice voice to go with the composition.

Too bad his dashing face is going to be covered in the musical.

Unless Webber read the Leroux novel and learnt that Phantom had, in fact, created a special mask which will disguise him as any normal man.

The overtune's a disppointment...

***

GERARD BUTLER as The Phantom in The Phantom of the Opera

Prior to flashing impressive abs, and slaughtering Persians like flies, Gerard Butler was breaking hearts with his charm and killer vocals in the movie adaptation of Andrew Lloyd Webber's Broadway classic. We have to say, Butler made for the prettiest Phantom we had ever seen. It seemed a little eepey-cray having the then 18 year-old Emmy Rossum play Butler's love interest. Still, we don't hold that against the then 35 year-old actor, who managed to play a very convincing masked, opera-singing tom.

Gerard Bulter is named one of sexiest movie villains alongside Megan Fox :) And he is crowned runner-up for the man with hottest abs sometime ago, losing to James Bond (Can't remember which one).

Hot&Cold

2009-10-13T20:56:00.002+08:00

Three posts a day = No life :D

Just a brief note to say that I've updated my blogroll and if you're not part of it, you don't exist.

Social Shutterflies

2009-10-13T18:53:00.018+08:00

WENT TO THE LIBRARY WITH XINGYUE LOVIE :D

I swear the RGS culottes are way handy mainly because they match everything. Haha today's the historical milestone when I folded it twice at the waist.

*Applause.*

I seriously felt like a glutton next to Xingyue D:

My lunch:

Zinger patty (yes without the bread and lettuce).
Medium Coke.
Half cheese fries.

Xingyue's lunch:

Green apple ice cream cone.
Half cheese fries.

After this, we went to Harris to cash in my 20% gift voucher :) I spent it on The Time Traveller's Wife which I think is about time I read.

After approximately five minutes in the library, I had already gathered 7 books and Xingyue burst out laughing when I struggled to balance them. Sadist -.-

In the end I only kept about 3 of those and lunged at the Useless Information and the Imponderables series. Xingyue and I almost wetted ourselves laughing at the fact that more than 11000 Americans hurt themselves annually trying out bizzarre sexual positions. Haha and we almost died on the spot when we learnt that a real orgasm burns 112 calories while a fake one is said to burn off 315 calories.

When we finally realised that other people were disturbed by our constant laughter, we went to the rather deserted playground outside and camwhored on the hammock :D

Haha so damn cute :D

Addicted :)

2009-10-13T13:08:00.002+08:00

If you don't find the above video intriguing, I don't know what is.

Gosh my mind is swirling with all the information on Empress Tzu Hsi which I crammed into myself this morning.

Tell Me

2009-10-12T12:56:00.005+08:00

Me: What are the chances of Miss Loh invigilating us for Math?

HL: Zero.

This is so coincidental that I wonder if it's fate :) Haha the Math paper was easy and I finished half an hour early which is good because I get to observe Miss Loh.

We switched invigilators half-way through :D

Contrary to popular belief, I did not get distracted by Miss Loh's pacing about beside me. In fact, I think her presence only spurred me on to actually check my freaking paper, something which I didn't even do for the PSLEs.

Did I mention she almost smacked my face when she collected my paper?

I had to dodge her elbow :D

And gosh, there's only me and her online.

I Like That (Ah)

2009-10-10T22:14:00.000+08:00

Nevermind about the missing theme, Ashley's hot o.O

He Said She Said

2009-10-10T19:45:00.041+08:00

stella: changed blogg, LINK!
stella: add me!

Um sure, whatever.

HUi Lin: Bounce nice. :D

Haha but the last level was rather dismal...

♥Priya;: You like you teacher? o.o

Why not?

Hui Lin: You want LMH to hug you? ...
Hui Lin: Haha, and it said it does not understand your question of Miss Loh liking you. -.-
Hui Lin: anyway, thanks for helping me today,.
Hui Lin: YOU RAWK.

No problems dear :) Haha you're so cute: "Internal battle of acids and bases."

xiaoyun: hahah the guru damm weird XD

Actually I think he's very reliable :D

$1: oh that fortune tell ion ggenius is damn funny lo
$1: you know you ask a question, then you can control the answers by refreshing the page over and over
$1: until you get the answer you want
$1: for e.g.
$1: i ask: is my friend eating now??
$1: answer :Yes, but only at the 13th of each month
$1: me: diaoz

Gosh your friend will starve :O

anabelle: senior's senior? :O
anabelle: oh n we had a really great cle session with ms loh 2day! (: (: (:

Stop rubbing it in! I want to be in 108 too D:

YL: lemme guess, it's you?

Who else :)

xmx: haha. the fortune teller genius's definitely SO genius...
xmx: ^^
xmx: Lucky u. SO good at English n LIt. T_T

Um thanks?

xiaoyun: when did mrs teo say that your project was good? :O

During the poetry group project, she told me personally.

YL: during the poem writing groupie thing, mrs teo went group 2 group

Yups :)

Hui Lin: :D I am not innocent luhs! You are! :D

Of course I am :D Vivian, don't you agree?

xingyue: actually if i didnt see wrongly i think ms low's eyes looks weird
xingyue: and she don't really look that pretty

Um okay lah.

Vivian: are you sure? that Ris woman's got the looks. She looks pretty normal to me.
Vivian: And god, her english. Complete fail.

BOOMZ :)

Hui Lin: You are prettier than her luhs. (:
Hui Lin: And of course, your abstract english far surpassed her in many ways. (:

Haha I'm so flattered.

xiaoyun: something BOOMZ. :/
xiaoyun: i agree with vivian. where is she pretty gosh!

Haiyo okay lah. Those pictures are airbrushed o.O

elisha: yeah she isn't pretty at all lor. and her teeth are EWW omg
elisha: 'because it's ME!'

Zebra prints :D

anabelle: she doesn't even haf e looks.
anabelle: ohoh i've totally memorised her speech kays coz' it's so horrible it's etched deep in my mind. xD

BOOMZ :)

elisha: BOOMZ!
elisha: gosh she's a disgrace

Exactly with the credit card fraud.

Hui Lin: Jiayou!
Hui Lin: Stay on there!
Hui Lin: :D Don't give up/sleep!

Haha I got proficient :D

Hui Lin: was that the pic you were trying to show me?

Haha yes :)

person :): who is GOD NATALIA? What did he/she do?

Um may I know who this is?

xiaoyun: hahahah so cute heh :D

I told Vivian that but she don't trust me :D

Hui Lin: Haha, I shall FORCE you to MUG (: . But how leh?
Hui Lin: Aha, I tell Miss Loh, and then she will scold you WITHOUT DIGRESSION (: .
Hui Lin: Mwahahaha, I am so brillant~! Yvonne~~(":
Hui Lin: Random nia. xD Amd look at the time of the tag. 12.04AM ~~

Miss Loh wouldn't believe you one :) She trusts me so much she don't mind me not doing her homework :D

Hui Lin: I feel like bawling my eyes out, but I have no tears --- That is SO true.

I miss her already D:

TRACEY the one and only: omgg Ms Loh obsession..hmm i shall tell ms loh your blog URL and ask her to come visit..

You. Wouldn't. Dare.

xingyue: you're awesome

Haha heard that Vivian?

Hui Lin: I wonder what you will be likie next year...

I'll be awesome :D

***

I think I've unintentionally dao-ed many people D:

You Spin My Head Right Round

2009-10-06T16:57:00.023+08:00

Yesterday was the last Chemistry lesson with Miss Loh D:

She wanted us to go into groups and answer one another's queries. Okay, I'm usually not a fan of such work since I mostly end up getting pissed off, but anyway.

I'm pretty sure it wasn't my imagination that Miss Loh made it a point to stand beside me whenever she communicated with my group.

CASE 1: She stood beside me when she addressed the class.

CASE 2: She handed me the paper.

CASE 3: She crouched beside me when asking for my group's progress.

CASE 4: She stood between me and Cassandra when Yisi asked a question.

CASE 5: She crossed to my other side when Maanasa and Thiru asked something else.

CASE 6: She stared thoughtfully at me when I asked if I can go to the restroom.

CASE 7: She was standing at my spot when I went off.

CASE 8: She handed me the Bluetack, but Isabel took it.

CASE 9: She looked at me more than she looked at Cassandra when Cass was asking her something.

CASE 10: She stood beside me always :D

At one point, I was particularly drowned out since nobody was listening to me. I just hugged my knees and stared into space.

Miss Loh apparently noticed that I was exceptionally quiet and waved her slab of Bluetack she was fingering with: "Hurry up. Time's almost up. Write your questions down."

I almost died on the spot and I was only revived after the groupwork ended. Long story short: Vivian and I misunderstood each other's question and explanations with Maanasa and Thiru looking on. Apparently I was agitated and started jumping up and down until Miss Loh came and stood beside me, she broke into the conversation after a pause, explaining that there are two answers to the question with mine being the cheem-er one which not everyone can understand :D

Triumphant, I yelled across to Vivian and Miss Loh went: "Settle personal disputes at the side please."

We then went into the corner and argued until Miss Loh chased us out for her next class :D

I forced Vivian to stay back during lunch to wait for Miss Loh's other class to end :) Thank heavens Miss Loh caught us doing something natural instead of pacing about in front of the dark classroom.

Miss Loh briefly glanced at Vivian, then her gaze fell on me. I swear she slowed down, staring at me all the while.

Me: Hi.

Her: Whao, strolling ah? [Looks into the empty classroom.] Oh lunch izzit?

I miss Chemistry already D:

Teardrops on my Guitar

2009-10-05T21:59:00.000+08:00

I feel like bawling my eyes out, but I have no tears.

I've Become So Numb

2009-10-03T23:37:00.004+08:00

Haha, I just watched a failed but funny MJ imitation on TV :D

Blackberry VS Apple

2009-10-01T18:04:00.003+08:00

Abracadabra

2009-09-27T21:20:00.005+08:00

GOD NATALIA I LOVE YOU FOREVER ♥

Friday.

P&C was _____ (fill in the blank).

Mrs Wong is one of those slow elderly ~~and boring~~ teachers you can't bear to hate because she's too nice. Haha Yisi was styling Vivian's hair during Mrs Wong's mundane lesson on taking care of our clothes and it was ridiculously funny.

Vivian got Zhang Ziyi running for her kimino no?

And OMG I just realised that Vivian has a white collar which basically signifies that she's a proper geisha who has had her mizu-age already.

Translation: If she's really a geisha, she would have lost her virginity some time ago :D

Saturday.

Let's just say I've got better things to do on a Saturday morning than picking up trash from the East Coast. You wouldn't believe how many cigerette buds and glass splinters there are scattered among the sand.

And a pervert was staring at me and Vivian when we went over to 102 to return them their weighing scale.

Haha but for this picture it was worth it :D

How Come?

2009-09-25T17:21:00.004+08:00

Story in a nutshell: I accidentally copied some crap into my blog template and my skin's totally screwed D: D: D:

This is the result of my sleeping only four hours the previous night due to insomnia and nightmares.

*headache*

Gah. I must finish my philosophy journal by 6.30 no matter what.

My eyelids are already drooping...

Shall continue this next time.

Beauty in the Eyes of the Beholder

2009-09-20T21:06:00.008+08:00

Miss Singapore—Ris Low [FAIL]

Gosh, she needs to learn some standard English, speak properly, stop being so arrogant and "yeah-I'm-me-I'm-so-special-and-unique." I thought our nation got someone too mediocre to represent our country as Miss Singapore. Sure, she's got the looks, but on the outlook of her personality and intellectual capabilities, she's got to be the most ignominious thing that's happened to Singapore.

You know what, I love leopard prints too! I'm studying Health Science. The most naughty thing I've worn is bikini and jeans and strut down Orchard Road. I don't really care, because I'm me! It shouts me! I'm special! I love South Africa!

Yeah we know you're really atypical and unorthodox. You know, animals need to be killed off just to obtain those prints you're so fond of. And of all things about South Africa, you choose to notice apparel designs. What about poverty? What about Zimbabwe? What about the plight of the people there—doesn't it touch your heart and clutch painfully at your conscience to see the hardship of the people?

I wonder why you even got the title.

Because you know, I'd rather have brain than beauty for Miss Singapore.

And Ris Low can further mislead people like Meng Xue.

La La Land

2009-09-16T22:08:00.003+08:00

Miss Loh was talking about some retard who held the test tube with her bare hands and kept going It's hot it's hot today.

Guess who was that? :)

We'll Be Together

2009-09-15T20:48:00.006+08:00

"They're not wearing goggles."

My astute observation was greeted by a glare from Vivian as Miss Loh lectured Maanasa and her yet again :)

Don't get me wrong. I wasn't fishing around for compliments about my sharp eyes and quick wit. I was simply breaking the long and awkward stare between Miss Loh and yours truly while Vivian scurried around for her test tube holder.

SHE. IS. SO. CUTE.

I was just shaking the bottle of litmus paper while waiting for Huilin dear to get the distilled water when Miss Loh came. She moved Huilin's chair and stood beside me.

Then she left without a word :D

But Miss Loh came back and explained to HL and I about the first experiment. She returned during the next experiment and praised us for our wonderfully chalky limewater. Of course I was the one who so skilfully made sure that the carbon dioxide was forced into the limewater :)

For the third experiment, HL and I moved to Vivian's bench since the wind was annoyingly strong at our bench. All four of us were having difficulty preventing the hydrogen from diffusing from the test tube and lighting up the splinter.

Then Miss Loh came to our rescue :D

Well okay, not exactly. She asked me to pass her my test tube and wanted to demonstrate. She failed, but my mind was clouded by our earlier finger contact that resulted from her snatching the solution from my hands.

HL and I moved back to our bench to clean up after Miss Loh left. Halfway through the washing, HL realised that we ran out of distilled water and went to take another bottle, leaving me holding a bunch of test tubes and boiling tubes.

I was basically wondering if I would accidentally create an atomic bomb by pouring all the acids and substances together when I was patted on the back.

"You can clean up after you're done."

I swear Miss Loh's hand had seared through my shirt and scarred my back :D

Open Your Heart

2009-09-14T22:22:00.001+08:00

MRS TEO SAID MY LITERATURE POETRY PROJECT WAS BRILLIANT :D

Mirror Mirror On The Wall

2009-09-13T17:06:00.005+08:00

So, I was just going to try and get some new ingredients for my dishes in Restaurant City when I saw an interesting new application on Facebook: The Fortune Teller Genius.

Getting impatient with my fruitless hunt in Restaurant, I clicked on it.

Question: Am I awesome?
Answer: Yes, no doubt!

My suspicions about the accuracy of the quiz were immediately gone.

Question: Does Miss Loh like me?
Answer: Honestly, I don't understand the question.

Sighing at the ugly portrait of the guru with his bright orange headband, I decided to make myself clearer.

Question: Am I one of Miss Loh's favourite students?
Answer: What do you think? I think go ahead!

Needless to say, I'm pleased :)

Question: Is this accurate?
Answer: Of course!

This thing sure is confident, I thought to myself as my fingers flew across the keyboard at the next million-dollar question.

Question: Will I get to hug Lee Min Ho when he comes to Singapore?
Answer: It's complicated. But you have a positive answer.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEE!~

We're So Close Yet So Far

2009-09-13T13:32:00.000+08:00

Lee Min Ho will be making a trip to our little island sometime in October to attend the opening ceremony for the Etude House’s second outlet at Ion Orchard which I pass everyday on my way to school :D

You're The Light That Makes My Darkness Disappear

2009-09-11T19:51:00.038+08:00

Contrary to a certain friend's belief, I do not reply tags on my blog because doing so is very "in," but because of a previous incident when someone proclaimed my non-existent love for a jerk on my tagboard.

And we all know how easy it is to slip under an anonymous name online.

***

xmx: They did! For the finale! Absolutely Everybody!
xmx: TO xy. I most definitely agree with fish

You know I don't do the ACES workout -.-

HuiLin: Yeah, you did squeal. Quote: "Oh M___! She's so pweety!!" Get what I mean?
HuiLin: Haha, I do that over yvonne lim too. :D

I'm suffering from selective memory loss :)

xingyue: hey i cannot remember i actually tag those here leh
xingyue: wtf? my memory damn lousy le
xingyue: oh crap
xingyue: my oral finally over
xingyue: but then i was runing to the toilet after it cos, i feel nauseous?

God, don't remind me. I spoke too fast for my oral D: D: D:

Hui Lin: You always take back your words. -.-

Hey! I keep all my promises okay.

xmx: ur cbox really small! Hard to read!
xmx: but cutemessage
xmx: diao
xmx: i mean but cute

Erm okay.

Hui Lin: OMG OMG you are so dead when she sees your blog.
Hui Lin: i mean IF SHE SEES. Like somebody go leak info again.

She. Won't. Dare.

Rachel.S: YO Yu Xin. What would happen if Ms Loh came across you blog..
Rachel.S: XD

Erm... I'll die? But I don't mind :D

Vivian: No words can capture Jae's perfection (: and well, it's true.
Vivian: Btw, the part about me having fun comparing heights with Ms Loh
Vivian: You forgot to add that I was at least 10cm taller (:
Vivian: Yay me.

No comments -.-

Rachel.S: Nah, I just became more attentive during chem and did better for wksheets and stuff.(:

Haha, you should :D

Isabel: You're so freaking cute (:

Of course I am :D ~~Actually, I'm quite egoistic too.~~

nicole!♥: heyys link me! and yeap. ur uber cutee! Ms Loh rocks! :lol:
nicole!♥: ohh yeahh i LOVE my f u c k s too! ((:
nicole!♥: okayys so M___ is finally out! yaye! she soo ugly! hehe

I might be over her now, but I still think she's prettier than your... You-know-who :D

xmx: U should rename e blog A Ms Lol's Maniac Blog
xmx: oops
xmx: typo
xmx: i mean Ms Loh's Manaic Blog
xmx: Oh no
xmx: U r so gonna kill me now...
xmx: come on Monday la!
xmx: n lend me ur disc!!
xmx: D:
xmx: :)

Humph. You spelt her name wrongly.

Hui Lin: Uhh, actually i agree with your friend. You should rename your blog.
Hui Lin: But not to that namne, should be "Cool Chem!".
Hui Lin: :D That sounds less direct.

Gosh, that sounds so nerd o.O

♥Priya;: Hey love ;D Come to rulang on mon yeah (:

I went back, didn't I :D

Vivian: relink, dear (: Jaejoong *faint*

Relinked :D

xingyue: ha! go facebook n see ur photos!

I DEMAND YOU TO REMOVE THOSE RIGHT NOW.

Out of all pictures, you want to post one of me before I had liberty over what I wear.

nicole!♥: helloo im stupid sia .. if i dun wan ppl to noe my url (some ppl oni, euu noe wat i mean rite?)
nicole!♥: den yeahh NVM dun ned link me lor! hehe
nicole!♥: thanks 4 removing those tags of mine last time!~ cheeeers.

Haha, now they know already :)

Tracey: I am seriously scared YuXin. you are a total stalker...

Talk about the pot calling the kettle black...

elisha: you ah... :/

Hehe :) Me what?

Hui Lin: Yeah, she is a terrible stalker. I AM SCARED OF YOU!!

Correction: I'm a brilliant student who happens to be a master at the art of stealth.

elisha: you ponned today right? ):

Erm... About that...

xmx: ashley's new album rocks! XD
xmx: gonna post bout it too mayb?
xmx: oo

Th-Th-This beat is melodic
Harmonic, got me striking poses
I get up on it, electronically feeling so fresh
It's so erotic my body's like a cyclone
I'm like a puppet, can't stop it
Dropping like a stone

Crank It Up XD

Rachel.S: 'Lo Yu Xin :D

'Lo Rachel :D

nicole!♥: they noe my url lerhs. euu noe who right? o.o
nicole!♥: heyys btw rite, how do euu make ur cnox liddat ehhh
nicole!♥: srsly curios so pls tell me yeahh, dear pebble!
nicole!♥: I AM SO DAMN FUCKING PISSED AS WELL OKAY.

I AM SO DAMN FUCKING PISSED AS WELL OKAY.

elisha: jiayou next year, both of you (: you CANNOT giveup okay (:

Since they have no sense of fairness, I've already given up.

Hui Lin: OMG that quiz is nice! Gonna do it. ;D

Everything I do is nice :D

xiaoyun: lol omg nice quiz! :D

Haha thanks :D

Hui Lin: Didnt see you online lehs. You went to China? Prob not.
Hui Lin: OMG you should listen to My Happiness 《我的快樂》. Nice and touching. ;D

GAH. I DID NOT GO TO CHINA.

The Day We Met Was Like A Hit & Run

2009-09-10T17:07:00.005+08:00

Because my mind is too algebraically crippled to post properly:

I completed every level of Bounce (aka the cutest game made) on my phone :)
Reread my yellowed copy of Anne Frank.
I learnt that if you hang your handphone and is forced to remove the batteries to revive it, you would have unintentionally added some cool transition effects when you switch between applications :D
Bonded with my brother while attempting to break the Guinness World Records by making the longest paperclip chain together.
FELL IN LOVEEE WITH PHANTOM AGAIN ♥

That pretty much sums up my day.

Me Without You

2009-09-08T19:50:00.010+08:00

MIA.

Gosh, it's just wrong to imprison a thirteen-year-old in a madhouse with no connection to the outer world other than the handy telephone for a whole week. And did I mention being cooped up with a little guy who thinks he's God's gift to women?

This holiday is turning worse by the second.

Anyway, I was on the phone with her yesterday. It's always good to talk to your seniors' senior :)

Melancholy

2009-09-04T22:50:00.003+08:00

WHY OH WHY?

You can't just leave me to die can you?

Tell me this is simply a joke.

Come on, reply :(

I swear I wouldn't tell anyone.

About U Now

2009-09-04T18:57:00.001+08:00

If I was Aurora, I would have fallen into a hundred-year slumber in needlework today D: D: D:

But no, I didn't prick myself with a spindle or any needle, I jammed part of my flesh from my nail using a safety pin.

Oh the irony. Yup, names can be deceiving. Just because an object has a name with the word safety in it doesn't necessarily mean it's incapable of mutating somebody's perfect nail. And it's not like I injured myself with the sharp point of the pin, I pricked myself with the fat rounded end >.<

***

1. Put your iTunes/Napster/Zune Player/WinAmp/etc on shuffle.

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

4. Tag 10 or more friends.

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?

Switch—Ashley Tisdale

Huh. Guess it’s not okay. Switch it :)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?

Because I’m Stupid—SS501

I guess the guy must be willing to wait for me while I chase after my various obsessions :D

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

Lucky—Ashily

How ironic. Besides my throbbing finger, may I add that Miss Loh was not in school today?

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

Don’t Touch (The Zoom Song)—Ashley Tisdale

This isn’t making any sense.

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Last Christmas—Ashley Tisdale

Erm no, my motto doesn’t have anything to do with sending any guy my love.

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Stranger—Hilary Duff

Hey. That’s not nice :(

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?

Acting Out—Ashley Tisdale
I've been waiting just to drive you crazy
Now it's my time and yes it feels amazing
There's nothing left of what you've seen before
Life's too short just to do what you're told

Haha, I’m not that rebellious.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

We’ll Be Together—Ashley Tisdale

Haha, I guess I do have nice friends.

WHAT IS 2+2?

Crank It Up—Ashley Tisdale

WTH?! Yeah, I’ve yet to learn my 123s.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Pokerface—Lady Gaga

I guess I keep some things to myself.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

What If—Ashley Tisdale

What if I need you baby?
Would you even try to save me?
Or would you find some lame excuse
To never be true
What if I said I loved you?
Would you be the one to run to?
Or would you watch me walk away
Without a fight

I would never confess anything to Miss Loh.

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

He Said, She Said—Ashley Tisdale

Right. My life is all about hooking up in pubs.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

It’s Alright, It’s Okay—Ashley Tisdale

I think I’m already quite feminist.

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Tell Me Lies—Ashley Tisdale

Man, that’s sad :(

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Like Whao—Aly & Aj

I think my parents would kill me if I ever keep them on tetherhooks, much less on a roller coaster ride.

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Just Dance—Lady Gaga

I don’t want to be a drunken bride dancing my husband dead.

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

How Do You Love Someone—Ashley Tisdale

Thankfully, my parents aren’t separated.

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Over It—Ashley Tisdale

It would be a sad life if spying on my boyfriend’s affair becomes my hobby.

Thankfully I’m single :D

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Masquerade—Ashley Tisdale

LOLs. Quite.

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Starlight Tears—Kim Yoo Kyun

Very true. First sensible answer.

HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Break the Ice—Britney Spears

Erm no, I’ll die before I even attempt to do anything remotely like this.

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?

Reach Out—Hilary Duff

I’ve never touched any guy yet -.-

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

The One That Got Away—Lil Eddie

OMFG. Worse answer ever.

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Mirotic—DBSK

OMFG. Worse answer ever.

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Do You Know—Someday

I will promise
That our hands will always be together
Such a happy feeling
Such a blinding fate
Let's get drunk in the scent of love forever

Aw :)

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

What Dreams Are Made Of—Hilary Duff

Erm right.

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Not Like That—Ashley Tisdale

I guess being liked for the wrong reason is better not being loved at all.

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

So Much For You—Ashley Tisdale
I guess I’ll do anything for Miss Loh and volunteer myself as the Chem rep :D

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Hot Mess—Ashley Tisdale

I’ll tell you what hurts: my bloody finger D:

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

About You Now—Miranda Cosgrove

Crank It Up

2009-09-02T16:12:00.005+08:00

I’ve decided this morning that the literature alternative assessment is more important than running around in the afternoon sun and getting yelled at :)

My afternoon, in review:

Green apple ice-blended from Sweetie :D
Running my phone flat playing Guilty Pleasure.
Restaurant City level up.
Nothing like chocolate to remedy a headache!
MSN ♥

Coming to think of it, I've yet to touch my poetry project or my philosophy journal.

Acting Out

2009-08-31T21:30:00.003+08:00

Some people need to learn how to differentiate between a mutual exchange and flirting. They need to know that saying hi to your ex-classmate doesn’t necessarily mean that you’re flirting unless there’s some acting-cute, hair-tossing, leg-baring, cleavage-flaunting and a fair amount of eyelash-batting involved.

I don’t know why I even bother.

Go on, make up some stupid story about how guys are simply begging you to befriend them.

OMG—"...make up some stupid story..."

ASHLEY TISDALE :D

Did I mention I accidentally cracked my Guilty Pleasure?

Poor Ashley Tisdale… Her poor album cover suffered a cruel fate under my butt :D

My current display name if anyone cares: ♥ Masquerade.

My current personal message: Some people need to know that what worked on Angelina Jolie must not necerssarily work on them.

Guilty Pleasure

2009-08-29T21:49:00.004+08:00

I just squandered 20 bucks on Ashley Tisdale's Guilty Pleasure :)

I don't care what the critics say. I think this album's so much better than Headstrong, although I have to admit some songs are obvious attempts at ripping Britney.

Erase & Rewind

2009-08-27T17:31:00.015+08:00

You are out of this world I'm sure of it
A crazy intuition
You're up and on
You're here than gone, come back
A curious condition
And then you switch right over
It's weird, yeah I know but
Just can't get a hold of myself

—Switch (Ashley Tisdale)

Yesterday: Chemistry.

Miss Loh called on Carol and me to do the chemical equations, but I doubt it's because she feels some extra affection for us. I guess Carol and I had been talking a little too much -.-

Luckily for me, I got the question that was on the Powerpoint slides and simply went forward to copy down the answers. Poor Carol stood at the whiteboard, marker posed and unsure of what to write.

When we were done, Miss Loh praised that my answer was correct. Just when she was about to go through the question, Navitha turned around and asked me how I did it. I flashed her the slides and Miss Loh went, "If you have your own method, it's okay. You can stick to it, but please listen."

CUTENESS~

After a few minutes of scribbling on my worksheet, I overheard dear Vivian gossiping about my dedication to Chemistry. Agitated, I took one look at Miss Loh's turned back and immediately threatened Viv in my serious voice: "Vivian, I heard that."

The class burst out laughing :)

Today: Chemistry.

Still feeling rather dizzy about the hugz Miss Loh MSN-ed me the previous night, I remained silent for most of the lesson. I liked her shirt :)

Halfway through the lesson, Miss Loh was going around the class checking our work which I was apparently too lazy to do after Red Cross yesterday. Alas! I had talked too much again and she pried my paper from under my arm: "Haiyo. Never do ah." :D

Towards the end of the lesson, I accidentally lost one of Deangee's spectacle hooks I borrowed yesterday and it sent Carol and I in a frantic search which distracted Miss Loh.

Quote her: "What is going on there? Treasure hurt issit?"

Recess

Followed Miss Loh all the way back from Popular to the 104 classroom. Called her, but the pouring rain drowned my voice :( Vivian had a fun time comparing heights behind her back.

English

Mrs Teo wanted us to make an attempt at writing our own poems and the title was I love... :)

Miss Loh
No words
Can ever
Capture her
Perfection.

Everyone enjoyed my poem and Mrs Teo should be over the moon that there's a budding poet in her class!

***

Before I forget, it's Be Yourself Day tomorrow and we're supposed to dress as our childhood ambitions. We forced Mrs Teo to wear the Red Cross uniform just for the sheer fun of it :D

And since we're both the same size, she's going to wear my uniform. Haha, imagine!

You Gave Me Life

2009-08-24T16:14:00.004+08:00

Miss Loh MSN-ed me twice last weekend and even sent me a studio-recorded song her students dedicated to her :)

P.S. I just saw the cutest blog ever—http://mymilktoof.blogspot.com/

Because I'm Stupid.

2009-08-22T23:11:00.003+08:00

Okay. I take back my words.

LEE MIN HO'S UBER HOT >.<

U Drive Me Out of My Mind

2009-08-22T19:01:00.000+08:00

I'm 80% mentally unstable.

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting you.” — Hehe. How could such a perfect being like me ever be in the fault?

[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.

[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, ending up with people giving you weird looks. — Happens quite often.

[x] You have run into a tree/bush.

[ ] You have been called a blond.

Total: 4

[ ] You know that it is possible to lick your elbow.

[x] You just tried to lick your elbow. — Somehow, I can't.

[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.

[x] You just sang them to make sure.

[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

[x] You have choked on your own spit.

Total: 9

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. — What's that?

[ ] You type with three fingers or less.

[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.

[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.

[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.

Total: 9

[x] You have fallen asleep in class. — GEO & LIT.

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.

[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story and you just forget what you are talking about.

[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. — For some inexplicit reason, this happens very often.

[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice.”

Total: 13

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.

[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.

[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. — Homework can wait.

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

[x] You have looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

Total: 16

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared of what they say will happen if you don't.

[ ] You break a lot of things.

[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.

[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

[x] The word "um" is used frequently.

[ ] You don't know what "um" means.

[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.

[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Total: 20

Take your total, multiply by 4.

20 x 4 = 80%

Put the title as : I'm ___% mentally unstable.

With Love.

2009-08-20T19:30:00.017+08:00

I'm feeling pretty down in the dumps now, and to use a more drastic term of description, it's totally shit, since I'm like sneezing non-stop accompanied with a horrible vomiting sensation that kind of floats around in my body.

I must say I felt much better now compared to the afternoon.

The SAs are over and if this was primary school, I would be turning the music to full blast and gaming late into the night. But no, we still have friggin' geography and aesthetics tomorrow :(

HUiLIn: -.- You are ignoring them now?
HUiLIn: Omg, i cant believe it, a few months ago you were squealing over them. -.- And now...

Hm... I once squealed over them?

elisha: haha yes totally. she was super cute today (: im not obsessing anw
elisha: eh you haven't submitted the sana thing?? deadline's over already lah!

THE DEADLINE'S NOT OVER. Hopefully.

xmx: Wat did i say gd luck for??
xmx: ur posts are really interesting though..
xmx: :P
xmx: Chionging PT now...
xmx: English Oral Thing is ....
xmx: Weird

Haha :) I fabricated a great tale on how Miss Loh inspired me to study good English. Ironic no?

xingyue: omg. tons of unreplied tags. Nobody tag me de :(
xingyue: LOL. You bite kengsoon just to let him show you msgs?
xingyue: Mengxue is soooo heartbroken
xingyue: but maybe she want bite him also
xingyue: then that will be called love bite:)
xingyue: oops. thinking sick again

Lol. When are you ever not thinking sick?

anabelle: hmph. i'm still not happy... u seem 2 b luckier than i am. ):

Do I look like I actually care? But yes, I'm luckier than you :)

HUiLIn: (: That girl's pretty.

Are you refering to Sunye or Yeeun? Or both?

xiaoyun: yay!(: wondergirls

I want nobody nobody but her :)

HUiLIn: Lol. The cake's nice
HUiLIn: *?
HUiLIn: Bet it is to you. xD

Haha. I still have the container and the fork. The paper plate's in perfectly good condition too.

xiaoyun: hahahha dun be paranoid. suejean is probably mugger type who always ask her qns thats why lol(:

Probably so... But guess what? Suejean says that Miss Loh keeps mentioning 101 :)

HUiLIn: What kind of interpretation is that?! -.-

OMFG. Are you saying it's not true?

xiaoyun: my interpretation. can?

Mine too :)

HUiLIn: lLol. Hey Fishy, the ongs rocks!
HUiLIn: And of course it brings back some memories! It was played every ACES day during my primary school!
HUiLIn: *Lol. *song sorry, i was typing with one hand.

It was played during the 2006 National Parade and my school performed :)

xiaoyun: omg really?(:

I guess so. I like our ACES songs more :)

Vivian: wtf! excuse me? I am NOT under the impression that Thomson dude is the reincarnation of Jaejoong!
Vivian: i mean seriously, Jaejoong looks like a god, and JJ.T? omg he looks like Ainstein's brother
Vivian: omg i just read through the tag replies, and saw my tag "WE GOT MARRIED :D"
Vivian: made me think of Hyun Joong in the studio. I know, he was freaking hilarious
Vivian: Let's kiss "ahh~~" HAHAHAHAS. Hwang Bo so CUTE!

Hwang Bo's expression after looking at the score = Priceless.

xmx: definitely!!!! It's so funny! VOR right?
xmx: still nv link me 1... TT
xmx: y does ms LOL use xiao tao zi as her display name
xmx: o.o
xmx: lks like ur life sucks too

What exactly do you find funny? And btw, we didn't use that song for ACES.

HUiLIn: What happened to DBSK anyway? Why is Vivi sad? :(
HUiLIn: Is it that there are rumors of them going to disband soon?
HUiLIn: *curious*

Not interested -.-

HUiLIn: Congrats?
HUiLIn: for the smile award?

Thank you ^.^

HUiLIn: Cheer up and chill.
HUiLIn: Your friend sucks btw. :P
HUiLIn: how can she just say something like that?
Yeah, Ciwei how could you? Thankfully Miss Loh's still acting fairly normal.

xingyue: ya lor; fishy rawks! :D
xingyue: ppl who have ugly crushes and bad taste in guy sucks.

HELLO?! I'm like suffering an emotional crisis and you only care about making people jealous? She's so not worth the effort man -.-

Vivian: GOSH YUXIN. YOU'RE NOT CONSOLING THE FAR-WORSE ONE OVER HERE, AND POST ABOUT FREAKING MS LOH?!
Vivian: -.- i'm very very annoyed.

Hey! I MSN-ed you during ICT and didn't even noticed that Miss Loh was online okay.

elisha: what happened to her?

Not sure, but at least she's back :) Her voice's still a bit husky yesterday though.

xiaoyun: poor miss loh ): she should be back tmr right?(: oh is there even chem tmr?!

Um, apparently she recovered.

elisha: say no ): dont want chem xD want to slack
elisha: or mug :D

I'm sure you meant that you want extra time to practise footdrills -.-

ciwei: SHE IS HOT. i mean hilary lar>.<

Baby you can be tough

Say enough is enough

You can even be blunt

Just do it with love love love love

HILARY :D

I just realised that I didn't prepare anything for my apron tomorrow. Argh, Mrs Wong looks nice though. Hopefully...

My Life Would Suck Without U

2009-08-17T21:08:00.004+08:00

HER: What's the eletronic config of nitrogen?

ME: Um... [Stares back blankly.]

HER: Hello?! You should know this by now!

Haha. Miss Loh's thankfully acting normal around me. It's good to know that she doesn't think of me as some phycho stalker. However, she doesn't seem to be doing so good, if her ruthless coughing and extremely husky voice are any indication.

Being the saint as usual, she told Tracey about her illness in private and requested her to handle the class tomorrow. Can she get any nicer?

Poor thing ): Get well soon okay. 101 misses you lots!

There's No Kindness in Your Eyes

2009-08-14T19:17:00.002+08:00

Hilary's hot here o.O

This reminds me of those days when I was crazy over Lizzie McGuire. At any rate, it's better than the crappy Hannah Montana crap.

The One That Got Away

2009-08-13T16:43:00.003+08:00

During ICT yesterday, I was suffering yet another onset of a severe case of abdominal distress, canteen vendor's revenge, or food poisoning, or whatever you call it. Apparently things got so bad that I simply shut down the computer and bolt off to the toilet.

After fifteen minutes, my stomach was emptied and I was late for CLE.

Obviously worried since Mrs Teo isn't the forgiving breed, I was frantically adjusting my belt (stupid thing keeps hiking up my waist) and rushing down the stairs near the koi pond. After smoothening out my pinafore pleats, I looked up...

[Cue: Angels starts singing.]

MISS LOH :D :D :D

I was unsure of what to do and fervently hoping that she didn't spot me with my handphone during my earlier attempts at photographing her while she ate. To my relief, she smiled. She smiled!

HER: Why aren't you in the classroom?

ME: Um... I...

HER: Nevermind. Bye bye!

Oh yes, she gave out the topical quizes too. She was like Good but not good with my paper. Haha, she thinks I'm capable of better results XD

Solar System VS Pudding: Round 1

2009-08-08T19:27:00.002+08:00

Haha, I think Vivian and I are made out for script-writing :) Hey film-makers, read this yeah? We go at S$20 million per script.

Vivy! says (7:04 PM):
hey omfg is Rutherford’s full name ERNEST RUTHERFORD?
omfg it is
omfggg! hahas i rule (: cause the dude i’m doing is the teacher of your dude! ahaha (:

Hell yeah! says (7:04 PM):
I know -.-
But JJ sounds stuckup

Vivy! says (7:05 PM):
no! omfg that totally insulted Jaejoong -.-

Hell yeah! says (7:05 PM):
"Thomson wasn't that interested in these new ideas, but Bohr had an open mind."
Translation: "Oh yeah I rule the world! Why need new theories when you have the pudding?"

Vivy! says (7:06 PM):
LOLS hahas Plum Pudding! i think it sounds cute *hmph*
but hey, without my dude, your dude wouldn’t have accomplished whatever he’s accomplished.

Hell yeah! says (7:07 PM):
And without my dude, JJ would still be eating some pudding -.-

Vivy! says (7:07 PM):
err no?

Hell yeah! says (7:08 PM):
err yes?

Vivy! says (7:08 PM):
err nooo.

Hell yeah! says (7:09 PM):
"Hohum, me thinks pudding would nice. Ah... Plum pudding, my fave!" -turns to waiter- "Did you know I invented the plum pudding model?"

Vivy! says (7:09 PM):
hello? my dude discovered the crap when he was teaching your dude, which equals to - your dude leart all his stuff from my dude
erm are you serious that he said that? it’s not even in correct grammar -.-

Hell yeah! says (7:10 PM):
Which equals to my poor guy suffering years under some pompous asshole who wouldn't admit he's wrong

Vivy! says (7:10 PM):
wait no, i’m CERTAIN he didn’t say that -.-
NO?! he wasn’t wrong. he used the freaking plum pudding thing to DESCRIBE it. i mean seriously, not even I, who’s been learning chem for like what? a month? thinks that the freaking thing is made from plum and pudding

Hell yeah! says (7:11 PM):
You think an atom's made of plum and pudding?

Vivy! says (7:12 PM):
no i dont!

Hell yeah! says (7:12 PM):
That's what you said yourself -.-

Vivy! says (7:13 PM):
i said: not even i, who’s been learning chem for like only a month, think that an atom is made from plum and pudding

Hell yeah! says (7:13 PM):
See?
Point proven
I rest my case

Vivy! says (7:15 PM):
-.- -.- -.- i’m speechless.

Hell yeah! says (7:15 PM):
RUTHERFORD WINS (:

Vivian's under the illusion that JaeJoong is the reincarnation of JJ Thomson simply because they share the same initials... Basically she just admitted that her husband's some guy who loves his pudding a little too much in his pervious life :D

Absolutely Everybody

2009-08-07T18:31:00.002+08:00

Hey ex-Rulangnites, this song brings out some memories no?

Everybody needs a hand to hold,
Someone to cling to
When the nights are getting cold.
I’m no different,
I am just the same,
A player in the game.

Break The Ice.

2009-08-04T21:23:00.000+08:00

Sometimes I think I go too far, in fact.

The actual reason why I haven't lost all of it is because of well, luck.

I think it may be time to start being in full control of my wrath.

I don't exactly bother to sheath my fury when I am enraged, so I open the most lethal orifice located on me to utter words that are extremely blunt. It's not like I do it unreasonably and without rationale, but sometimes, I thought things weren't on the right track. But then again, whether matters go correctly is a rather subjective term in itself. I think it's time to realise that.

BETTER NOT LET HER GET THE BETTER OF ME.

So yeah, someone from 108 gave Miss Loh a slice of ice-cream cake in lieu of their class bdae during Chemistry. You know, 108... 10th of August? Anyway, Miss Loh was obviously feeling awkward to actually scoff the cake in front of the class.

She offered the cake to Yisi who had the luck to sit right under her nose. Yisi was apparently too bashful to have it among the 36 of us and politely refused.

"Just pass it to someone who wants it."

For some inexplicit reason, the cake was passed straight to my desk. Is my obession with her so entirely public?

Of course it would be lying to say that I didn't want the cake and with Miss Loh staring at me, how could I say no? I blinked and looked at Miss Loh until she went, Nevermind. Just eat it.

The rest as they say, is history.

Oh oh, Miss Loh smiled at me when she passed me in the corridor :) While I'm happy that she actually acknowledged me when talking with another student, I find it awfully weird that she's always with Sue Jean.

~~Not that I'm jealous or anything...~~

So Hot

2009-08-03T18:43:00.005+08:00

I like Sun Ye and Ye Eun ♥

It's really hard to believe that these girls are only 16 to 20 years old. They could really pass off as 25 with their moves and bodies.

Sun Ye danced the best and Ye Eun looked simply amazing at the end when she hit the high notes.

This version's just plain weird... Ah well, you have to give them credit for trying :)

Stand By Me

2009-07-31T18:21:00.046+08:00

Whoops. I realised during this period of time, I have dao-ed many people who stopped by to tag. The rationale behind such an action is a rather abysmal excuse, telling you I've been down in the dumps these few days.

Oh well, my jovial visage in school evidently does an excellent job of concealing my easily enraged side of me. But then again, I've flared up in school too, at one of my ex-classmates, in which I do feel guilty for and hence hereby apologise.

Okay, I'm going to reply my tags now.

HUiLIn: Hey Fishy! The previous craze is over, now is the LEE MIN HO craze? Oh god, this is so unlike you.
HUiLIn: Btw, that show was awesome. ;)
HUiLIn: As in the Boys Before Flowers. ;)

Maybe if I had bothered to reply a month ago, I’ll say it’s freaking awesome. But I guess I only watch it for Lee Min Ho now :)

xingyue: ARE YOU MAD OR WHAT
xingyue: 883 PHOTOS?
xingyue: YOU ARE DAMN WERID LEH
xingyue: SERIOUSLY HOR, I RATHER READ COMICS OR WATCH TV THAN DO THIS
xingyue: btw
xingyue: what is the webpage for the SANA thingy

The things I do for love!

anabelle: hey i'm so pissed by tat sana thing lar. i think i jus submitted 4 out of 5 entries of alysia...
anabelle: btw... e website's www. sana.org.sg/badgeproject

Haha. You are too kind. Why not do for me also?

Priya.: I finished watching th whole show ): Emooooooo. Anyway, why are you feeling miserable? :0

Hm… I forgot… Hahas, consequences of laziness -.-

FIONA:DD: AHAHAHAHAHA,I STILL THINK HYUN JOONG IS CUTER:D HAHAHAH ANYWAY LUCAS TILL IS THE BEST:D LOL HAHAHA
FIONA:DD: I'M SO HYPERR:B

Lol. Lee Min Ho is way better man.

Priya.: Ohhh because of his mother he HAD to ignore Jandi. Otherwise his mother said something like she would hurt Jandi ):
Priya.: Stupid evil Jun Pyo's mum.
Truthfully, the story is rather unrealistic. Especially the part about Jun Pyo’s mom.

HUIEN: HAHAHHAA JUNPYO IS SO HAWT!!!

Of course, but remember: he’s mine :)

Vivian: FISHY! I'm finally BACK! :D MIN HO AND KIM BUM ~~ and Minho's answer to that question was really cute xD

Tell me anything about him that isn't cute.

xingyue: ANABELLE! if you are reading this also tell me my badge ID please cos i forgot

It’s good to know my blog’s so interesting -.-

Vivian: I'm dyingggg. Save mehh. JAEJOONG~~

I’m dyingggg. Save mehh. MISS LOH~~

Priya.: :D It's MIN HO'S BDAY ;DDD

Yups :)

Vivian: MINHO'S BDAY! :D You know, I actually celebrated Jaejoong's bday 12 DAYS LATE!!
Vivian: Cause I totally forgot about it. *sobs* I'm sorry, Joongie.
Vivian: omfg. I think I like MinHo more than Kim Bum now. *sobs*
Vivian: but nvm the best couple in BBF is, without a doubt, Yijung and Gaeul! :D

I am no doubt more faithful than you are.

xingyue: heyheyhey. You forgot my tummy ache.

You want me to post some grandmother story about your stomach?

Jarrett: Dont u get it? "muscle aches are caused by prolonged periods"

No comments -.-

Vivian: WE GOT MARRIED! (:

Haha, you make us sound like lesbos! But Hyun Joong is hilarious in that studio episode :D

HUiLIn: Hey. What's Avator about? Oh yeah, I saw your previous obsession on the bus and...
HUiLIn: SHE WAS SITTING BEHIND ME. At least she was sitting and I was standing.
HUiLIn: Oh yeah, your posts are interesting to read. :D

Hm… Can’t care less about her now.

name Ci Wei: message OMG WANNA GO SANA AGAIN?! o.0 we'll go orchard next time.(: i still got 3 pages of stickers.

Ci Wei: oops.. haha.. stupid mistake i did there.

Tell me about it -.- And no, I’m not going ever again.

$: i wonder how mrs chan knew our class blog
$: and fish, you realise there is a link to your blog that states'yuxin' and leads here
$: and now oyu putting that post umm...
$: you better remove the link

It’s not Mrs Chan, it’s an imposer.

xingyue: HEY> THATS IS SO NOT MRS CHAN LOR

Yeah, I know.

xmx: haha... XD
xmx: gd luck fish. :P

Looks like I don't need it anymore.

$1>: how can you be so sure
$1>: unless you put lo(which is not true, probably?)
$1>: but hwo cares since everyone thinks it is true

Well, Xingyue dug out the IP code address.

xingyue: i go inside info. That mrs chan messgae is written by dany who have got nothing better to do

Man, he's lame.

anabelle: heyhey! looks like yr sana flag day wasn't as bad as e metta thing...

HELLO?! I WAS FREAKING CHASED BY A FREAKING DOG FOR THE FREAKING METTA EVENT. Speaking of SANA, I’ve yet to do that questionnaire thing.

HUiLIn: Visit my blog @ choco-awesome-huilin.blogspot.com . Thanks. Oh yeah, why are you so touched by...
HUiLIn: ... a smile from Miss Loh?!
HUiLIn: You have to count how many words miss loh said to you?!

Lol. Yes, it’s not like my previous obsession spoke a word to me -.-

xiaoyun: omg u crazy obessed-over-msloh girl! lol yeah she's nice but you dont have to count how many WORDS she said to you! hahahah :D

Humph, I thought you liked her too?

elisha: hahah you're becoming obsessed with ms loh (: whatever happened to your previous obsession?

Nah, she’s not worth my while :) Plus I have enough love to go around.

xiaoyun: omg wth okayokay so ms loh has NATURAL BEAUTY!

She’s perfection :)

HUiLIn: Hey. Where's the approximately 20 words spoken by Miss Loh today?

Haha, too lazy to post. Moreover, she didn’t say anything really fun that day… :(

elisha: haha the approximately 20 words to tell you to turn around and LISTEN TO HER hahaha :)

NO! I WAS LISTENING! Carol and I were just arguing whether Miss Loh’s mistake in saying the Roman numeral for 8 as XII is retarded, but it’s just plain cute :)

anabelle: omigod. u COUNT e no. of words she says 2 u??! u r... SRSLY GAGA over her.
anabelle: wat did ms loh find out?

I’m your biggest fan
I'll follow you until you love me
Papa-paparazzi
Baby there's no other superstar
You know that I'll be your
Papa-paparazzi
LADY GAGA :D :D :D

HUiLIn: Omg try drilling and coaxing her into telling the source of info. ;)

I think she saw my dad during the SPM. Not really sure :

xmx: of course u bite. like when u nearly bite ks to show u e msg... :)

Yups :) And someone's heartbroken...

elisha: haha what did she know?

Tell ya in school ;)

HUiLIn: See how good mrs ang is?
HUiLIn: She make space for you leh. >:]

OH MAN SHE’S MEAN. AND BORING. ARGH, HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY LIKE HER? MISS LOH IS WAY BETTER!

xingyue: WHAT THE HECK HOT MESS AM I IN?

You're not in a hot mess, just in love ;)

HUiLIn: You really squealed! I heard you!
HUiLIn: but i doubt she heard you. She didnt show any reaction.
HUiLIn: Is that a good or a bad thing?

Hm… She doesn’t look like she heard… HOPEFULLY.

anabelle: hmph. i'm very bu shuang now. HOW COME YOU HAVE SO MUCH FATE WITH HER UNFAIRUNFAIR... D:

Where got, she just smiled at me. That’s all, cause she needs to pee urgently or something -.-

HuiLin: Relink. Sorry, to trouble you. ):
HuiLin: yay! You relinked! Yu Xin rocks!
No problem, my dearie :)

HuiLin: OMGOMGOMGOMG. I am shocked.

I know! When she told me that, I was like :O :O :O

elisha: omg?! she likes hyung bin?? o.O ahahahh

Young @ heart :)

xiaoyun: ewwww omg. xiao tao zi some more :X this is wrong. so wrong. mrs julie hoo might fire her lol
xiaoyun: *okay being prejudiced with my theory that teachers should not be like THIS* XD
xiaoyun: an old bachelorette XD

OLD? SHE’S ONLY THIRTY TOPS. MY GOD, I’M OFFENDED.

HuiLin: yeah, i stared at the screen for 2 h and still cant find anything wrong with my PT.
HuiLin: -.-

Haha, I haven't even started... GEOGRAPHY SUCKS MAJOR D: D: D:

elisha<3: yeah totally i dont know what to elaborte on
elisha<3: and yet she still ask me to EXPLAIN MOTE and then no space alrd what D:< elisha<3: *more
elisha<3: yu xin you should have come today! ):

I know :( Amazingly, I still care for her.

***

Okay, I'm done.

Sometimes I think it's better to keep an active diary than an online blog. You get to pour your heart and soul out on paper, who wouldn't, like Anne frank says, chastise you for being utterly insolent/insane/rude or for simply prattling on about someone or something you are discontented with. Which is fine with me, since it's so convenient.

Whereas on an online webpage, you get visitors who read the things you write.

Some utilise it to start off a completely false, uncorroborated rumour and spread word around even, some misinterpret it and you have to go all around to explain and elaborate whoever/whatever you were refering to. Others just get livid and they pointedly accuse you of ruining them.

Argh, whatever it is, I promise to never ever confide in an online blog already. That explains the small sniplets I'm posting recently as opposed to my la-di-la posts last year.

Not unless this blog is made private for my eyes only. But if so, what is the point of keeping an online weblog? The essence of it is gone.

Therefore I say, blogs are really paradoxical in some sense, especially for the fact that it's nicknamed "online journal." Snort.

Ugh.

2009-07-31T16:46:00.002+08:00

I just realised that staring at the computer screen for 2 hours, wondering what to do for your Geography PT is a complete utter waste of time.

I mean, I could be playing now!

But anyway, I've gotten myself a High Distinction in the NSW Science paper after getting distinctions for four years :)

So Much 4 U

2009-07-30T20:03:00.007+08:00

Why yes, people. I did have a proper informal MSN conversation with Miss Loh yesterday night.

I mean, c'mon. what's so shocking about that? She is our teacher. And I even have proof!

Presenting... a short segment of my already short conversation with Miss Loh...

小桃子 says (8:51 PM):
serious ?
what is so nice abt [Korean guys]?
but i must confess... i like hyung bin
hehehehe

Hell yes! says (8:52 PM):
Who is tat -.-

小桃子 says (8:52 PM):
errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
actor?

Hell yes! says (8:52 PM):
Nevermind, do you know Lee Min Ho?

小桃子 says (8:52 PM):
who is that?
singer or actor?

Hell yes! says (8:52 PM):
-.-
Actor

小桃子 says (8:52 PM):
hey .. dun play play

LOL. You always know something's terribly wrong when your Chemistry teacher knows more about K-pop culture than you do.

Don't Touch

2009-07-27T18:14:00.004+08:00

"All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on."—Henry Ellis.

Madness, how am I going to finish all this crap? Chemistry PT is still giving me a headache and I hadn't even touched the Geography one. Plus that algebra worksheet. We're not stupid man. We understand okay? Why make us drag through this just to show that we understood our Math?

I almost got My Sister's Keeper confiscated today. Yes, I just squandered my cash when my savings for the term hit three digits, then some History relief teacher threatens to add it to her private bookshelf and I have to degrade myself by apologising a million times.

To top it all off: Miss Loh was absent today :( :( :(

Guilty pleasures

2009-07-24T18:31:00.001+08:00

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

You're such a hot mess,

You're such a hot mess, with him

New and improved Hot Mess lyrics dedicated to Xingyue :) Get your free copy now!

Murderous Math :)

2009-07-23T17:55:00.003+08:00

Mrs Ang almost died from pure joy when I volunteered to do a question today. I swear, she was chasing people away to make space for me -.-

Have I really been that inattentive?

Haha. I'm off to do my Math :)

Nobody Nobody But Her Clap Clap

2009-07-21T10:47:00.004+08:00

They say that emotions are complicated stuff. They lie somewhere beyond mere words: they're the intangible, an exultation in things vaguely apprehended and something which emerges out of their own form.

Well... I can write down my feelings in three letters: ???

I know they're not exactly letters, but the point is...

HOW DID MISS LOH KNOW?

When your Chemistry teacher knows more about your family than some of your pseudo-friends, you just know something's wrong. Especially when she decides to keep her sources secret.

But anyway, I'm happy I didn't crack the testube today :D

The Narcissist.

2009-07-19T15:51:00.019+08:00

My humdrum life of scholastic slavery's getting into me.

Wake up.

Read.

Eat breakfast.

Read.

Eat lunch.

Study.

Game (yay!)

Eat dinner.

Watch TV.

Sleep.

Lol.

And that's my fun-filled schedule for the day.

***

Haha, I found a cute quiz from Huilin!

HAIR... you had/used...

[ ] Straightener

[ ] Curling iron

[ ] Mousse

[x] Hairspray — Lol. For chinese dance -.-

[x] Gel — Ditto.

[ ] Other sprays

[x] Bobbypins

[x] Round barrel brush

[x] Blow dryer

[x] Mirror — What do you think?!

[ ] Dyed

[ ] Highlights

[ ] Check your hair at least once every hour

[ ] Hate it when people touch your hair

Total: 6

EYES... you had/used...

[x] Black eyeliner — I didn't exactly put it on. After fifteen minutes and many tears with the teacher, she gave up on fully applying my eyeliner. Haiz... The things I did for my primary school CCA :(

[ ] Other color eyeliner

[x] Eye shadow

[x] Mascara

[ ] Fake eyelashes

[ ] Eyelash curler

[x] Eye shimmer

[ ] Colored contacts

[ ] Stunner shades (?)

[x] Eye makeup remover

[x] Refrain from touching your eyes because of your makeup — No way am I going to sit there and let some woman mar my wonderful face again.

[x] Try to avoid from getting your makeup smudged

Total so far: 13

LIPS/TEETH... you had/used...

[x] Clear lip gloss

[x] Red or pink lip gloss

[x] Lip stick

[ ] Chap stick (?)

[ ] Lip plumper

[ ] Electric toothbrush

[ ] Teeth whitener

[ ] Lip liner

[ ] More than 15 lipglosses (Now that would be bimb.)

[x] Toothpaste — Brushing my teeth's a display of vanity?!

[x] Mouthwash

[x] Reapply your lipgloss/lipstick frequently — It just comes off and I have to apply it again.

[x] Take you at least 5-10 mins to get your lip gloss perfect — I'm sure you would figet quite a bit with your teacher staring cross-eyed at your mouth, armed with a sticky-tipped spear.

Total so far: 19

COMPLEXION/FACE... you had/used...

[x] Blush

[x] Moisturizer — The Beijing tourguide freaked us out with her story of What Would Happen If You Don't Apply Moisturizer in Beijing.

[x] Face wash

[ ] Bronzer (Haha. I'm tanned enough as it is.)

[x] Makeup remover — Do you really expect me to parade around in that awful stage makeup?

[ ] Face wipes

[x] Powder — Do you mean the makeup foundation?

[x] Concealer — The makeup artist did't find my mole sexy -.-

[ ] Tweezers (!)

Total so far: 24

NAILS... you had/used...

[ ] Nail polish

[x] Nail file

[x] Nail clipper — What? You expect me to bite them short?!

[ ] Nail buffer (?)

[ ] Cuticle remover

[ ] Nail hardener (Aren't all nails already hard?)

[ ] Nail brush

[ ] Fake nails

[ ] Nail scissors (?)

[ ] Hate it when your nail polish chips

Total so far: 26

Clothes... you had/used...

[ ] Take you 30 minutes or more to pick out an outfit

[x] Almost never like your outfit — Most of my stuff are tacky T.T

[x] Hate it when you spill something on your shirt — Don't tell me you find curry stains fashionable.

[x] Obsessed with what people think — Really, who doesn't?

[ ] Hate it when you can't find shoes to match (Black flats and white school shoes match everything.)

Overall total: 29

I'm 29% vain :)

Uh, no. I had never applied any makeup willingly in my whole life and there are certain people I could mention who would comb themselves bald at the rate they touch their hair.

However, there are some who don't even have to do anything to look cute and adorable. Case #1: Miss Loh :D

Heaven is a Place on Earth

2009-07-16T17:05:00.009+08:00

You are sitting on the toilet with a stomach ache of such severity that you wonder if you had accidentally swallowed the chemicals during the science practical earlier.

In your pain, your gaze drifted to the numerous campaign posters on the door of the stall and noticed a cartoon sketching of a ducky wincing in pain. Ah! Someone in the same plight!

You feel much better until you saw a photo of a picturesque girl looking at you.

Man she's so photogenic! You think.

You proceed to stare at the poster. Suddenly, the girl's sugar smile curled into a smirk. You wonder for a fleeting moment if anyone could shit gracefully.

***

Oh yes, we had the practical portion of our Chemistry performance task done. It was really quite simple :)

It just happened that the whole class was colour-blind and all wrote iodine as metallic silver in colour instead of purple.

Sometimes I feel that my life revolves around Chemistry lessons :D

CUTENESS!

2009-07-15T21:43:00.003+08:00

Anabelle says (9:38 PM):
sry msn got problem
n den i told her tat
there was a girl ( u ) frm 101 tat idolises her.
then she started zilianing.

Anabelle says (9:39 PM):
"woah you make me sound like some superstar"
"but not that i think about it i do have the makings of a superstar"

Miss Loh, you are the most talented person I've ever seen!

Not to mention the cutest :)

Obsession.

2009-07-15T21:36:00.002+08:00

Miss Loh said exactly 51 words to me today :)

Everything is beautiful. I'm so happy.

2009-07-11T20:12:00.008+08:00

—Lucky, by Ashily.

MISS LOH SMILED AT ME IN THE CORRIDOR YESTERDAY :D :D :D

The Cherry on My Sundae :)

2009-07-11T20:04:00.004+08:00

Just a brief note to tell everyone that my new routine of no slackening is going very well :D And yes, I finished my Geography.

Back in Neverland.

2009-07-11T16:59:00.000+08:00

Quote Pink: "My security guards' tribute the the King."

My Last Will and Testament.

2009-07-06T19:33:00.003+08:00

Oh holy crap.

Thanks to Xing Yue's recent post on the class blog about my previous unhealthy obesession, Mrs Chan probably thinks I'm some vicious lesbian on the loose.

Let's hope that Mrs Chan had forgotten who "Fishy" is.

XING YUE U R SO VERY DEAD.

RIP Michael.

2009-07-04T18:32:00.007+08:00

Who was Michael Jackson? An incredible phenomenon in music world ("King of Pop")? Or an eccentric man with insane ways ("Whacko Jacko")?

Well Michael was both—a bundle of contradictions. Adored by many, understood by none. Sold the most number of records, but died in debt. A successful singer, the same time a wounded soul who could never buy happiness.

Jackson’s life witnessed the spring of hope and the winter of despair. A doomed childhood made him seek solace in an imaginary world, which he desperately tried to make real—his Neverland Ranch where he lived like a Peter Pan along with other children, far from the madding crowd.

The King of Pop became just like any ordinary man when he was with kids. Being a victim of suppressed childhood, he was always in search of those simple joys experienced by children. Through spending his time with kids, he was trying to become one among them.

Everytime I see Jackson's pictures in his newspapers, I'll be haunted by the image of him looking out from his window at the children in his Neverland ranch.

The legendary singer walked the path of glory and also the path of perdition. A man of extremes... The White and Black personas of Michael Jackson...

RIP Michael.

Bleh.

2009-06-28T13:58:00.004+08:00

Who says that muscle aches are caused by prolonged periods of exercising?

Try standing for eight hours with a handful of narcotic-inhalers smoking harder than a first-rate factory chimmey as you beg for donations for SANA's Preventive and Aftercare Programmes and you'll get to feel a wonderful ectasy at the back of your thighs whenever you walk.

And I had to lower my dignity by smiling at the throngs of people who threated me like a fluff of dust as they brushed me away to get a better look at the floral sundresses on display in a nearby shop.

Yes, apparently I'm not even worth a piece of cotton.

Xingyue was inexplicitly enthusiastic at first, but even she got pissed and stormed into MacDonalds' to get an apple pie and some ice-cream. Ci Wei kept reminding us that we're doing this for charity etc. etc. In the end, she decided that a little break wouldn't harm anybody and we stuffed ourselves silly with fattening foods.

Or at least I did anyway.

As cliché as this sounds, it was worth it in the end. The cash we made are going to be spent on a worthy cause (which in this case, are going to anti-drug talks and counselling programmes for drug offenders).

Argh. I'm going to end this post with a happier note...

Avatar is back! :)

Joy & Felicitations!

2009-06-21T23:00:00.001+08:00

Assuming Lee Min Ho's in Seoul or anywhere in the GMT/UTC +9 timezone, it's his birthday right now :) Yes, an uber hot being came to our Earth twenty-four years ago on this very day!

Happy bdae LMH~!

Backbreaking Labour :)

2009-06-10T16:21:00.008+08:00

I've finished browsing through all 883 photographs of Lee Min Ho's facebook!

I know I'm amazing :D I'm combing through his fansites next before I call it a day.

Meanwhile, I shall take a break and reply my tags before somebody calls me a self-conceited bitch :)

***

xingyue: yes school over i damn happy
xingyue: wooolalalalalalla
xingyue: see everyone one month later
xingyue: and you, dun ever race with my siblings again
xingyue: dun touch my scooters

LOL. The first two lines says it all :)

elisha: haha yes i love you Shangri-La too!!

Yups! Extra holidays are always welcomed :D

MEGAN: well i hate twilight. PUKES.

Hahas! Down with Twilight!

Priya.: TAGGED! xD

Tags make my day XD

Vivian: Tags dearr. (: I love the school hols, do you? :p
Vivian: oh yeah, relinkk! (: don't tell anyone, though. Privatee.

RELINKED! As for the first question... YESYESYES!

xiaoyun: hello (:

Hello (:

Vivian: OMFG BBF! Omg Fishy this is sooo not you!
Vivian: oh yeah, I'm leaving for China tomorrow. ): Will miss ya.
Vivian: KIM HYUN JOONG IS SUPER FREAKING HOT OKAYY (:
Vivian: He fits the role of YiJung a lot lot (: But sadly he's almost 100% plastic.
Vivian: His voice is FABBBB though (: 100% Hyunie.
Vivian: CHECK OUT OTHER SS501 SONGS! They're one of the best (: I've got one blog post all about Hyun.
Vivian: Some where in Feb if I'm not wrong... (: SS501 hwaiting!
Vivian: But there's ONE very ugly guy in SS501 ): sadd. But the others are really hot too, seriouss!
Vivian: Watch DeJaVu, they look the hottest there. I tell you the first time I saw it I was like *faint*
Vivian: HYUNJOONGGG!
Vivian: Sorry for spamming. :P

And you said I talk too much about Lee Min Ho -.-

Priya.: ROAR, everyone in my school is crazy over that show you love. :0 Maybe I should watch it sometime xD
Priya.: Do relink me :)

RELINKED :) And are you kidding me? BFF is the must-watch of this century!

xmx: SERIOSULY??!! TAT PICTURE"S LIKE INSULT TO TAT BLOND HAIR GUY!!! N U STILL hAVENT LINK ME YET =.=

Ugh, I know. I thought I was at the wrong page initially... LOLs.

Priya.: I AM CURRENTLY WATCHING BOYS BEFORE FLOWERS AND I LIKE HYUN JOONG TOO :D
Priya.: But he looks fynny <--

Priya.: *funny

Priya.: LOVING THE SHOW ;D

Priya.: I LIKE JUN PYO TOO :D Lol, sorry for spamming ah :x

Priya.: I feel so tootish. I'm still up at 3 am. ROAR.

Priya.: Teehees, I spammed alot today!

OMG I'M TELLING YOU THAT GOO JUN PYO IS OFFICIALLY THE HOTTEST GUY EVER.

Priya.: What episode are you at? Or did you finish watching the whole season?
Priya.: Currently, I'm at episode 17 and I don't really like Jun Pyo anymore. ):

I briefly know about that part too. From what I know, I think it's his witchy mom that's the problem.

ciwei: OMG! YES! HE IS H-O-T WITH STRAIGHT HAIRRRR!!!!
ciwei: and BTW, i will watch 'IT' for education, NOT FOR FUN! grr...

Told cha! Lee Min Ho 4eva :D

anabelle>yuxin & ciwei: omigosh.... wat's e matter with u guys man... e guy is so darn cute!!! [big]NOT [/ big]. -.-
anabelle>yuxin & ciwei: whoopsie. sorry typo...

That's exactly what Ciwei said two days ago and look at her now! Just wait and see...

Priya.: Thanks girl ;D For th blogskin thingy, hehes.

No problem :) I know a sophisticated skin when I see one!

My Everything.

2009-06-08T14:48:00.011+08:00

You know, I am supposed to be on vacation. Seriously. I mean, this is mid-year break. I am supposed to be having fun, mentally recharging for the coming semester.

But here I am, stuck at home with my little asshole of a brother and no entertainment or whatsoever to distract me from the fact that this is supposed to be a holiday.

***

Interviewer: What do you envy of your F4 members?
Lee Min Ho: Kim Bum’s small face, Kim Joon’s big eyes, Kim Hyun-joong’s fair complexion. As for the whole package, I am actually the best.

Hahas. A question well-answered!

Lee Min Ho must be the cutest permed star around, but he looks so much better with straight hair. Not to mention, he looks exceptionally cute with the lollipop :)

Here's a picture of him back in university and another with him acting as Goo Jun Pyo. After attempting (fruitlessly) to spot the difference, I can only conclude that Lee Min Ho is 100% original ~~except for his nose~~ and that all those who claimed that he had cut his eyelids are just jealous prunes.

And who says Min Ho can't sing?

Proof that Angels of Music exist...

My Everything - Lee Min Ho

His deep baritone voice is perfect in every way — except for the occasional "every-TING."

If you're still skeptical of Lee Min Ho's utter hotness, go get a life and show everybody what you can freaking surpass him with.

Hyun Joong... WTF?

2009-06-03T22:06:00.000+08:00

I'm dead pissed at the moment.

Seriously man. What is an encyclopedia if they allow Google to mar their best pages with inappropriate advertisements?

Let me entertain you.

Now do you understand what I'm getting at?

Baby I Love U.

2009-06-03T17:28:00.003+08:00

Dear Vivian just informed me that I got the name of my favourite drama wrong -.-

It turned out to be Boys Before Flowers and not Boys Over Flowers which I had read on the Straits Times.

Baby I love you, I'm waiting for you...

Chocolate Kisses.

You Are Not Alone

Jingle Bells Batman Smells

DJ Blow My Speakers Up

There's Something About You Baby.

Angel of Music

My Lonely Days Are Gone

Invincible

2 Be Or Not 2 Be

Pretty Young Thing

Pull the Trigger

A Whole New World

There Are People Dying

Boo.

And The Michael Song Is On

You're Got The Whole World in Your Hands

Confessions of a Shopaholic

This Is It.

Into The Woods

Rad Hot

This Is Me

Don't You Know That You're Toxic?

Look Good: GD910.

Uh Oh Uh Oh.

Kiss.

Fly to Your Heart

(Mis)Adventures.

Say You Love Me.

Hot&Cold

Social Shutterflies

Addicted :)

Tell Me

I Like That (Ah)

He Said She Said

You Spin My Head Right Round

Teardrops on my Guitar

I've Become So Numb

Blackberry VS Apple

Abracadabra

How Come?

Beauty in the Eyes of the Beholder

La La Land

We'll Be Together

Open Your Heart

Mirror Mirror On The Wall

We're So Close Yet So Far

You're The Light That Makes My Darkness Disappear

The Day We Met Was Like A Hit & Run

Me Without You

Melancholy

About U Now

Crank It Up

Acting Out

Guilty Pleasure

Erase & Rewind

You Gave Me Life

Because I'm Stupid.

U Drive Me Out of My Mind

With Love.

My Life Would Suck Without U

There's No Kindness in Your Eyes

The One That Got Away

Solar System VS Pudding: Round 1

Absolutely Everybody

Break The Ice.

So Hot

Stand By Me

Ugh.

So Much 4 U

Don't Touch

Guilty pleasures

Murderous Math :)

Nobody Nobody But Her *Clap Clap*

The Narcissist.

Heaven is a Place on Earth

CUTENESS!

Obsession.

Everything is beautiful. I'm so happy.

The Cherry on My Sundae :)

Back in Neverland.

Nobody Nobody But Her Clap Clap